Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Perhaps CajunHO will give to you some nookie.

Mortimer, Where is our beloved CajunHo? Is it true that she has turned on you?

I have been too busy picking losers at Saratoga to have kept up with everything going on.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Mortimer, Where is our beloved CajunHo? Is it true that she has turned on you?

I have been too busy picking losers at Saratoga to have kept up with everything going on.

Uh ..well.........she raised her hand to me. A very large boo-boo...as Gale knows.



She jumped into a discussion (uninvited mind you) between myself and yon Dillinger.I think they are serious board buddies.She made a muggy face at me and defended the filthy swine.


As you know....I will not tolerate that sort of thing.



So I make fun of her until she apologizes.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

As you know....I will not tolerate that sort of thing.
So I make fun of her until she apologizes.

And she has not?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

And she has not?

This is so....the upitty wench has not even hinted of as much.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

This is so....the upitty wench has not even hinted of as much.

I called Emily --- she told me I should write about her in the newspaper instead of "dumb horses going in circles"







"More people will care" she exclaimed.









How can I convince the sports editor of Emily's importance?









Do you have the answers....









or shall I just have to take it to Ann Landers?

[paisjpq]

anns dead drugs....gonna be tough to get much from her.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Dear Abby?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I called Emily --- she told me I should write about her in the newspaper instead of "dumb horses going in circles"







"More people will care" she exclaimed.









How can I convince the sports editor of Emily's importance?









Do you have the answers....









or shall I just have to take it to Ann Landers?

OOOOOOOOOO







Don't write to that witch doctor.



If you want to recapture the Emily you must make her heart sing.

Think of what you like about her.

And then relate it to something girly.

Or to nature.

But not to horseys.

I know you can do this thing.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

If you want to recapture the Emily you must make her heart sing.

If only she had one.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Think of what you like about her.

cuddling up naked and kissing.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

And then relate it to something girly..

sipping on frozen drinks out of a straw

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I know you can do this thing.

Yee of too much faith.