Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

I too, award myself ten pies. and maybe a cookie.

Perhaps CajunHO will give to you some nookie.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Perhaps CajunHO will give to you some nookie.

And it always turns to sex.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

And it always turns to sex.

Yes.





It always does.

Didin't you know that?

Oh I didn't do it.

It's just the way it is.




Rightly or wrongly.

[Mortimer]

Brother.



I was only kidding.









I must admit to being unknown about Sumwunlovesme having such a personality.


There may be a Zodiac Cipher for her next outing.





I am so spent....nothing seems to please Steve.I am still trapped by these invisible bars even down to my last minute...I'm afraid.



JazilCat.

How does that sound?

If WoodenPhone was WoodenHanger and was a female.......could we soon have a DescreetHanger?

Isn't that funny?

DescreetHanger...in the stretch....how he made.. poor DrugS retch.





Time runs short....soon I will abort

But promises kept ....I will be swept

Back in again

In the now and then


To listen for any call for help

I willl respond after eating kelp

I am the big strong man and fight to the finish

Like Popeye the sailor man I eat my spinach





Sticks and stones can break my bones

But words will never hurt me




Don't you believe it!!

[Sightseek]

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

ror!









thud

[Mortimer]

Mr Garden;




I'd like to show you something...perhaps it will kelp...I mean help.


Do you see the Sighty-Poo?

What do you see?

A girl clowning it up with a horse?





Tell me please.

[Mortimer]

This shouldn't be that hard, sir.


Just paint on here what you see.





That's it....no need to worry.

[Mortimer]

God.









Shirley..I mean surely you see something. Even if it's just a girl clowning wih a horsey.

Or you could describe through math...equations....whatever suits you best.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Mr Garden;




I'd like to show you something...perhaps it will kelp...I mean help.


Do you see the Sighty-Poo?

What do you see?

A girl clowning it up with a horse?





Tell me please.

I actually had no idea that was sighty poo with sumwon. Women like horses. Horses behave. Men just grunt and say yeah whatever. Men are traitors and are run by their pants. I personally like interesting conversation, not Avatars. But then again Im not lonely. So I dont look deeply into the music that women play Morton. Mostly because I cant hear it. Im deef.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

I actually had no idea that was sighty poo with sumwon. Women like horses. Horses behave. Men just grunt and say yeah whatever. Men are traitors and are run by their pants. I personally like interesting conversation, not Avatars. But then again Im not lonely. So I dont look deeply into the music that women play Morton. Mostly because I cant hear it. Im deef.

Hey ...thanks!



(God ......why did I ask?)




Interesting answer.




( sumwunkillme.)





It really was !





( sumwunkillmenow!)

[Sightseek]

More deep thoughts from our beloved Morty...
actually sumwon was leaning into me because she was so itchy and like a lot of horses who are enjoying their scratches she was making funny faces and raising her head up and to the side.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

More deep thoughts from our beloved Morty...
actually sumwon was leaning into me because she was so itchy and like a lot of horses who are enjoying their scratches she was making funny faces and raising her head up and to the side.

Oh.

[Mortimer]

Horseys make funny faces?...purposefully??

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Horseys make funny faces?...purposefully??

Some are just funny looking like Discreet Kittypoop.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Some are just funny looking like Discreet Kittypoop.

SPIT!!

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Some are just funny looking like Discreet Kittypoop.

Wash your mouth out with soap young lady!



Discreet Cat's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Discreet Cat!


Some kids piss their name in the snow. Discreet Cat can piss his name into concrete.


Discreet Cat's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


Discreet Cat puts the laughter in slaughter.


Discreet Cat secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.


Discreet Cat is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. DC claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.


Discreet Cat can slam a revolving door and beat the **** out of Chuck Norris all at the same time.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Horseys make funny faces?...purposefully??

mine do when they want something....
Oscar lets his lips go loose and shakes his head up and down so they flap together....

my other horse Royal sticks his tongue out for treats.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

mine does when he wants something....
he lets his lips go loose and shakes his head up and down so they flap together....

I had a horse who did that for attention too

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

mine do when they want something....
Oscar lets his lips go loose and shakes his head up and down so they flap together....

my other horse Royal sticks his tongue out for treats.

Really?

Oh g'wan.



Do they really?

How do you rate their intelligence and personality compared to wuffies?