Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Mortimer, why are you so jealous of my humility?

Begging the Nero's...I mean the Druggies pardon????

[Mortimer]

Why not take Sighty-Poo out so she can see what a really bad date is?




You could do the same for Dispencer after that.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

I'd make that lawyer guy seem like Mr. Perfect











Would I not?












And Mortimer,











I share the same birthday as the great Octavian Ceaser Augusts













But.....













I am much more Caligula than Nero













After all.....didn't he try to elect his horse as the leader of the senate?













He must have been Rome's version of Discreet Cat

[Mortimer]

Oh my God.














This thread is in need of an eloquent waxing.









I must show Stevie-Poo the aesthetic that I am who he holds down in these cattycombs.


And erase the snottings of Druggy-Poo and his feline horsey.

[Late Fires]

Steve,

After reading Morty's heartwarming Dollar Billy poetry and his touching bad date story, coupled with his distaste for gelf and the New York Yankees, I think it would be heartless of you to keep him locked in these rooms.

After all, I believe it was the great Joseph Conrad who said, "All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind."

Your friend,

STEVE HASKIN

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

Steve,

After reading Morty's heartwarming Dollar Billy poetry and his touching bad date story, coupled with his distaste for gelf and the New York Yankees, I think it would be heartless of you to keep him locked in these rooms.

After all, I believe it was the great Joseph Conrad who said, "All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind."

Your friend,

STEVE HASKIN

I..






















...thud

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

Steve,

After reading Morty's heartwarming Dollar Billy poetry and his touching bad date story, coupled with his distaste for gelf and the New York Yankees, I think it would be heartless of you to keep him locked in these rooms.

After all, I believe it was the great Joseph Conrad who said, "All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind."

Your friend,

STEVE HASKIN

I missed this first time through....

post of the week no question!

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

I missed this first time through....

post of the week no question!

THEBBY!

Too kind!

But Morty's really been doing fine work all week.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

THEBBY!

Too kind!

But Morty's really been doing fine work all week.

I hate you.

[Mortimer]

Oh I'm kidding...sorta.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by Late Fires

THEBBY!

Too kind!

But Morty's really been doing fine work all week.

my appreciation for Morty's fine work is well known....

however one must give credit where credit is due....your modesty makes you that much more deserving of praise

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

my appreciation for Morty's fine work is well known....

however one must give credit where credit is due....your modesty makes you that much more deserving of praise

Maaaa'am.






Will you kindly knock it off?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

!!!

[Late Fires]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

OOOOOOOOOO Hilarious

Behooved, as always.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

ror!