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08-13-2007, 09:03 PM
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I give up Sighty-Poo...I am very frustrated.
Why don't you just make the first move? You know....what I mean is just go ahead and tell about the worst date you were on. This is not happening. I'm not trying to imply you were ever on a date. I didn't mean that...I'm sure you were. On a date.....being on a date. The date being the act of going somewhere with someone....going...like to dinner. Oh gosh. You know.....dinner...eating.....at a place you would............... like the place everyone goes...to eat....dinner.Oh I'm sure they all don't go to the same place,but the resturant thing idea. Ya!...that's what I mean by date. So just go ahead without me. I mean since I can't do it. The post I mean. Now wait a minute...just go ahead and don't wait for me...go ahead and tell about the worst date you were on. I don't know...this is impossible. I'm not typing in here anymore. 
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08-13-2007, 09:13 PM
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08-13-2007, 09:16 PM
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OK, just to make you happy Morty...
Worst date I've been on was with an Attorney that we did work with. Really good looking, smart and seemed a good catch. So he emails me and asks if I'd like to go out that Friday. I say yes and we make plans for 6 pm to go to dinner. He calls 5 of 6...is running late. Two hours later he shows up. We go to a really decent place for dinner and then he starts talking..."me, me, me, I, I, I...." he goes to the bathroom...more conversation "me, me, me, I, I, I" he goes to the bathroom again. I'm thinking the guy is doing lines or something in the bathroom...He comes back, tells me about his workout schedule, all the girls that like him, how smart he is, blah, blah, blah...goes to the bathroom again. WTF? Is all I can think... So I'm bored silly...we go to a dance club and I'm even more bored. He drops me off and we never date again. No throw up to clean up like Hossy, but a knife in the eye would have been more delightful than a dinner with that guy....
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08-14-2007, 12:41 PM
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08-14-2007, 05:07 PM
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this is fairly personal and may not apply to everyone but i've come up with a list of 3 signs the date isn't going to be what i wanted based on my own experience:
1) starts a fight with a homeless person. or 2) casually mentions she's still living with ex-husband. or 3) advises she's never had an orgasm "with a man".
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08-14-2007, 06:40 PM
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My little brother got married a few weeks ago --- the first time he and his wife ever interacted was in a class called "team sports" --- It was basically like a 2nd gym class, except it had kids ranging from grades 9-to-12.
There was this big orange haired freckled out volleyball player in my grade he was into, so instead of introducing himself to her --- he decided to pull her pants down with most of the class looking on. She claims she wearing her most embarassing pair of underware. She thought he was a major A-hole for doing it...and ignored him the rest of their time together in school. A year after he graduated she saw him on his motorcycle without a shirt on, not realizing it was the kid who pulled her pants down. I guess the moral of the story is --- when it comes right down to it --- pulling there pants down in front of a bunch of other people is a much better idea than using the shampoo bottle they let you borrow as a nut-catcher. Last edited by The Indomitable DrugS : 08-15-2007 at 08:14 AM.
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08-14-2007, 08:30 PM
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08-14-2007, 09:19 PM
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4) at dinner mentions that the food is "much better than that crap they serve in the pen" 5) reveals that she was the founder of the Lorena Bobbitt fan club.
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