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Old 08-13-2007, 06:40 PM
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Mine will beat anyones ,but I'll have to do it later.









I'm talking about the date....and coming back later to tell it.
Coming from you...I'm looking forward to it! The story that is..

Do you think Druggie will tell us why there were a few posts about shampoo bottles?
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:43 PM
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Do you think Druggie will tell us why there were a few posts about shampoo bottles?




thud






Coming from you...I'm looking forward to it! The story that is..











double thud!
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Old 08-13-2007, 06:51 PM
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I didn't even bother turning up for one a few years back.......... i knew it would be terrible.

Does that count?
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Old 08-13-2007, 07:48 PM
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I didn't even bother turning up for one a few years back.......... i knew it would be terrible.

Does that count?
So it ended up being her best date ever?








I'm just kidding! You set that one up........
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Old 08-13-2007, 08:08 PM
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Maybe you can tell me what you mean by bad


lets see there was

1)the one that left the party with someone else
2)the one that turned off the lights and didn't come to the door when I pulled in the driveway.
3)The one that had to be home early to go on another date while she was cheating on her boyfriend.

I guess every other date has been the worst for someone

must be me
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Old 08-13-2007, 08:15 PM
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Mine isn't going up until...










...oh boy.





Wait a minute.















I'll wait for a few others and then I will display my great post....
















....phooey.
















I'm going to hold it...












What I mean to say is I feel better waiting for other peoples stories first and then I will tell about the worst date that was on me.













Oh my God.












I mean that I was on...the date I mean.














I don't believe this.



















After others reply I will type out about a date that gave my thudder....UPS!!...I MEAN ME A SHUDDER!


























I quit....I can't do this.
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Old 08-13-2007, 08:24 PM
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Mine isn't going up until...
...oh boy.
Wait a minute.
I'll wait for a few others and then I will display my great post....
....phooey.
I'm going to hold it...
What I mean to say is I feel better waiting for other peoples stories first and then I will tell about the worst date that was on me.
Oh my God.
I mean that I was on...the date I mean.
I don't believe this.
After others reply I will type out about a date that gave my thudder....UPS!!...I MEAN ME A SHUDDER!
I quit....I can't do this.
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Old 08-13-2007, 08:44 PM
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What is that supposed to mean Wingnut?

Oh never mind.

I'm going to get this right yet.





All I'm trying to say is I just would rather wait unil a few others come.
















Sunnyb!tch!













I can do this .













If just 3 or 4 more would tell about their stories...then I will tell mine....not trying to seem special,but I do like to elevate .........







I like to stand tall.....








Goddammity!!














I know I can do this.











Now I am not trying to say anyone is all wet....

























Better put...I am not one to have a swell head....










Is it me?







It's only because I would feel better if a few girls were above my post.











Oh fer the love a mike already!!!








How hard can this be??








I'm going to cry....I really am.











OK..this is it.


It's simple.If a few board boo-bees...




If a few board buddies just stated their story...well I would feel more comfortable at that time in sharing mine.



My story.



With female board buddies........well it could be with any board buddy..as long as it's understood by stories I mean tails......tales.





I think I just came close..........








Fucl<age....can't do it.
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:29 AM
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So it ended up being her best date ever?








I'm just kidding! You set that one up........
Ha........

It was just a druken decision saying yes to a girl who you wouldn't give the time of day to if you were soba. She was hot to drop, don't get me wrong, but she was BORING!

I remember meeting her in a club, she bored the hell out of me when i was drunk........ i agreed to meet her on the Saturday night at her place, but by the time i had recovered and remembered i suddenly came over with an "allergic reaction", i felt bad, but there was no way i was going to get along with her. Better than leading her on for a few days, right?

The funniest date i ever went on was to a club, we had a massive argument and we both left with someone else.
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Old 08-14-2007, 07:11 AM
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Do you think Druggie will tell us why there were a few posts about shampoo bottles?
There was a cheerleader who wouldn't date me --- but saw no problem with letting me borrow her shampoo bottle for an after school shower.
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Old 08-14-2007, 07:59 AM
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All dates where the girl doesn't either put out, or swear a blood oath to the greatness that is Discreet Cat.
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Old 08-14-2007, 09:12 AM
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All dates where the girl doesn't either put out, or swear a blood oath to the greatness that is Discreet Cat.
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