Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

denied...no soup for you!!!!!

1st round is over.

Go to your corners.

You have a minute to fix cuts, get vaseline on your eyeballs, and have your cornermen give your crotch a sponge bath.

2nd round and... fight.

[Mortimer]

Canterbury Tales was never this bad.






Thanks so much to both of you composers of great music.

Your kettledrums play with a water logged thud and your oboes fall from way up high into the orchestra pit like a drunken starling.

[Sightseek]

You're going to have to request that Mosticalli Mort change his name... he doesn't look very good.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

You're going to have to request that Mosticalli Mort change his name... he doesn't look very good.

BURP.




Oh excuse me.

Whiskey.

Blech!






Show some guts here ma'am.

You bet Morty to win...only!

At least play a 247 box in both exacta and trifecta.










You'll be gald you did.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

BURP.




Oh excuse me.

Whiskey.

Blech!






Show some guts here ma'am.

You bet Morty to win...only!

At least play a 247 box in both exacta and trifecta.










You'll be gald you did.

I did throw him underneath the 2, 4 & 8.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I did throw him underneath the 2, 4 & 8.

That's the spirit!!









God your pitiful.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

You're going to have to request that Mosticalli Mort change his name... he doesn't look very good.

Gosh Sighty-poo....you're actually quite attractive.




Diaper isn't as dumb as I thought he was.

[Mortimer]

Good morning sporty fans.

I was saddend to see the announced retirement of WoodyWilko....one of my all time favs.At least he goes out standing up.


I am also saddened to see more incredibly dim witted posts from Dimmy.That guy needs a ghost post writer.




And who is standing to the left of Sighty-poo?

[Antitrust32]

Morty, did I meet you at Sarah's toga yesterday? If not, when will I?