the lazy ass youth of today

[Mortimer]

What a bunch a fucl<in' sissies.


And I'm talking about you people complaining about sissies!






I worked as a world wide traveling electronics technician. I once was sent to Needles ,Ca. to repair the boiler controls for the Needles Factory Co.It was on the first floor..in the back...and the air conditioning was broke down as well. The o/s temp. was 128 degrees. I got accidently locked in there over the weekend. The temperature rose to 176 degrees....for 3 days!...with no friggin' water!!



Then they sent me to the South Pole to fix an outdoor Coke machine. It was -89 degrees....with a 120 mile an hour wind!....and I forgot my coat!



And my shoes!!












And I was only 8 years old when I did all this!