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Old 08-08-2007, 09:20 PM
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This thread must be retired to the Charles Hatton room one day. Some classics by Sighty - poo (Hi!).

and of course,

If ya cant take the heat





stay out of the Cajun!


I mean kitchen!






ten pies, all around!
ha,ha!
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Old 08-09-2007, 01:00 PM
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I am very scared to ask what Beast ice is.

I'm also thinking someone never got over Freud's Anal Stage of Development.
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I am very scared to ask what Beast ice is.
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Old 08-09-2007, 01:39 PM
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Old 08-09-2007, 01:42 PM
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icky.
But the neon colored anal beads were ok?
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:02 AM
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I still haven't found my presents.







And I took my WhiterShadeOfPale album and painted it deep purple.

That may hush it up.

I know Carmen still won't fess up about Rachmanirov.

It didn't work for him....and it won't work for KGB .007.
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:00 PM
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There are no stupid presents here.






Uh...thanks loads.
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:03 PM
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I'm erasing everything I ever said here....you ingrates.
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Old 08-10-2007, 05:59 PM
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i for one think morty should get the tampax award.....stay in your room puto lolololololol
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Old 08-10-2007, 06:28 PM
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i for one think morty should get the tampax award.....stay in your room puto lolololololol


You would you doddering lunatic.






Go fucl< a merrily painted horse.
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Old 08-10-2007, 06:40 PM
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You would you doddering lunatic.






Go fucl< a merrily painted horse.
tag your it...ill be in the other forums......oh thats right..you cant go there...adios puto
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Old 08-10-2007, 06:43 PM
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tag your it...ill be in the other forums......oh thats right..you cant go there...adios puto



Fucl< you ..you simple minded cokesocare.
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Old 08-10-2007, 07:11 PM
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denied...no soup for you!!!!!
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Old 08-10-2007, 07:23 PM
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1st round is over.

Go to your corners.

You have a minute to fix cuts, get vaseline on your eyeballs, and have your cornermen give your crotch a sponge bath.

2nd round and... fight.
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Old 08-10-2007, 08:24 PM
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Canterbury Tales was never this bad.






Thanks so much to both of you composers of great music.

Your kettledrums play with a water logged thud and your oboes fall from way up high into the orchestra pit like a drunken starling.
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:44 PM
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You're going to have to request that Mosticalli Mort change his name... he doesn't look very good.
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Old 08-11-2007, 01:36 AM
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You're going to have to request that Mosticalli Mort change his name... he doesn't look very good.

BURP.




Oh excuse me.

Whiskey.

Blech!






Show some guts here ma'am.

You bet Morty to win...only!

At least play a 247 box in both exacta and trifecta.










You'll be gald you did.
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Old 08-11-2007, 08:26 AM
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BURP.




Oh excuse me.

Whiskey.

Blech!






Show some guts here ma'am.

You bet Morty to win...only!

At least play a 247 box in both exacta and trifecta.










You'll be gald you did.
I did throw him underneath the 2, 4 & 8.
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Old 08-11-2007, 10:13 AM
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I did throw him underneath the 2, 4 & 8.

That's the spirit!!









God your pitiful.
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That's the spirit!!









God your pitiful.
Thank you.
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