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![]() Morton amusing... sometimes.
Are you sure the poster in your female harem is/are female? I do not trust antitrust for obvious reasons. I think it would squish you Morton. Careful. Something about a Sandwich was mentioned... I think Morton would end up in the middle. Not pretty to think about. |
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![]() Sequestering is best for Morty....but I'll throw in the cell and 3 squares a day!
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![]() It's two meals a day and the first one is OATMEAL.
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THAT should help with the irregularity 'thing'! Last edited by timmgirvan : 08-05-2007 at 02:22 AM. |
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not a good one 3845146624.jpg |
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![]() A subtle shot fired back... ouch!
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![]() Well it appears I have fallen out of favor with all but none....almost.
But no problem...I have left anyways.I never did like her. I have left the other place as well,but in a way I am thought still there. I excell at camouflage. No one likes me. Good. I do not want to be liked. Take The Gardener . Please! I cut him out of the pack long ago.I laid in wait...well camouflaged...and then... ....SPSSSSSS! I struck like the viper. But he is not aware.Oh no......not unlike many as he. His kind are all over. I see them all the time. They do not know they are dead. |
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SPSSSSS! Struck like the Viper... God dang it he makes me laugh. SIT DOWN Mr. Darden... Good Christ... |
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![]() You have again shown signs of quality FM reception.
A stone and a feather may fall at the same rate in a vacuum....but no one would hear the landing. It won't help the forest riddle,though. |
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![]() Six o’clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream I was kissin’ MORTE'By a crystal blue italian stream But I can’t be late ’cause then I guess I just won’t get paid These are the days When you wish your bed was already made It’s just another manic MORTE' I wish it was sunday ’cause that’s my funday My I don’t have to runday It’s just another manic MORTE' Have to catch an early train Got to be to work by nine And if I had an air-o-plane I still couldn’t make it on time ’cause it takes me so long Just to figure out what I’m gonna wear Blame it on the train But the boss is already there All of the nights Why did my lover have to pick last night To get down Doesn’t it matter That I have to feed the both of us Employment’s down I tell him in my bedroom voice C’mon MORTE' honey, let’s go make some noise Time it goes so fast When you’re having fun |