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Old 08-04-2007, 08:01 PM
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Morton amusing... sometimes.

Are you sure the poster in your female harem is/are female?
I do not trust antitrust for obvious reasons.
I think it would squish you Morton. Careful.

Something about a Sandwich was mentioned...
I think Morton would end up in the middle.
Not pretty to think about.
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Old 08-04-2007, 08:19 PM
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Sequestering is best for Morty....but I'll throw in the cell and 3 squares a day!
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Old 08-04-2007, 09:36 PM
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It's two meals a day and the first one is OATMEAL.
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Old 08-04-2007, 09:38 PM
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It's two meals a day and the first one is OATMEAL.
OOOOOOOOO
THAT should help with the irregularity 'thing'!

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Old 08-04-2007, 10:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pgardn
Morton amusing... sometimes.

Are you sure the poster in your female harem is/are female?
I do not trust antitrust for obvious reasons.
I think it would squish you Morton. Careful.

Something about a Sandwich was mentioned...
I think Morton would end up in the middle.
Not pretty to think about.

not a good one



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Old 08-04-2007, 10:50 PM
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A subtle shot fired back... ouch!
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Old 08-05-2007, 11:04 AM
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Well it appears I have fallen out of favor with all but none....almost.




But no problem...I have left anyways.I never did like her.

I have left the other place as well,but in a way I am thought still there.

I excell at camouflage.



No one likes me.

Good.

I do not want to be liked.




Take The Gardener .
Please!

I cut him out of the pack long ago.I laid in wait...well camouflaged...and then...









....SPSSSSSS!

I struck like the viper.





But he is not aware.Oh no......not unlike many as he.



His kind are all over.





I see them all the time.













They do not know they are dead.
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Old 08-05-2007, 02:12 PM
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Take The Gardener .
Please!

I cut him out of the pack long ago.I laid in wait...well camouflaged...and then...

....SPSSSSSS!

I struck like the viper.

But he is not aware.Oh no......not unlike many as he.

His kind are all over.

I see them all the time.

They do not know they are dead.
Mortician stay away from the brightly colored mushrooms in the backyard.

SPSSSSS!
Struck like the Viper...

God dang it he makes me laugh.

SIT DOWN Mr. Darden... Good Christ...
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Old 08-05-2007, 03:23 PM
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You have again shown signs of quality FM reception.




A stone and a feather may fall at the same rate in a vacuum....but no one would hear the landing.

It won't help the forest riddle,though.
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Old 08-05-2007, 04:39 PM
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Six o’clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin’ MORTE'By a crystal blue italian stream

But I can’t be late
’cause then I guess I just won’t get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made

It’s just another manic MORTE'
I wish it was sunday
’cause that’s my funday
My I don’t have to runday
It’s just another manic MORTE'
Have to catch an early train
Got to be to work by nine
And if I had an air-o-plane
I still couldn’t make it on time

’cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what I’m gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there

All of the nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night
To get down
Doesn’t it matter
That I have to feed the both of us
Employment’s down

I tell him in my bedroom voice
C’mon MORTE' honey, let’s go make some noise
Time it goes so fast
When you’re having fun
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