Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Many pies need to be awarded here. I award Morty infinite pies for his continued service. Pillow Pants has been posting at a out of this world pie level recently and DrugS as usual is very pie worthy. DrugS has taken the sexual innuendo level up a notch here, to the point where it's downright offensive. Well done sirs.

OOOOOOOOOO

The infection has spread.
Its not to be stopped.
I will notify the world Health Organization.

God help us...

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

PeeGarden move along sir. Nothing to see here. I'm not sure you realize the kind of predators you are encountering here. We do not chew our prey. We merely kill it and move on. Know wha' I'm sayin'?

Mr. Pillow sez:
Rumor has it Morty welched on a bet with a DT'er. Git 'em!!

My maleness falters. Verbally castrated.

Please euthanize me forthwith.

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I kid, I kid.





Maybe. I somehow missed pages 6 and 7 of this thread during the day. Highly amusing. Seems like some people were pretty pissy today.

I really dont know half of what goes on apparently.
But Morton needed to be sequestered.
He really did ruin the flow of some very interesting reading concerning, of all things, horse racing.

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I disagree, but I can see how that is an opinion one could have. I see him as no different than others who are allowed to roam free.

I'm biased obviously as Morty and I spent some time together a few years back in biker bars throughout Ohio. He's calmed down a bit, but you should see him on a Harley. Alright, the Harley has training wheels but whatever. He's mean. And dangerous with a pool cue or slingshot.

I guess I have trouble concentrating. Im reading along, some very interesting debate is occurring, and then all the sudden I am having to "grab my scroll bar" and ruin my mouse to get to the next post about racing because of the enormous space Morton has captured in a vacuum... even when he writes in some of it.