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Old 08-02-2007, 08:45 AM
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Ha! Ha!

Just remember...just because it is the paddock, it does not mean the grass is any greenier.




Well what in the world is that supposed to mean??
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Old 08-02-2007, 08:53 AM
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Well how about the dupa?....since it does not seem you have pretty legs.







Does the profile suggest a ski slope?



Or does it frump suddenly to the ground?
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:00 AM
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Or better yet just send me a nude photo.


I have to round out my collection here.
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:04 AM
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By the way Sighty-Poo....I have a bottle of Canadian Club.



Why don't you stop by tonight?
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:07 AM
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Well how about the dupa?....since it does not seem you have pretty legs.







Does the profile suggest a ski slope?



Or does it frump suddenly to the ground?
I think she is beautiful:

http://www.equinephoto-art.com/New%2...EEK5B04TRG.jpg

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Old 08-02-2007, 09:16 AM
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Thank you ,Sweetie....but I aleady have one of MommyDearest.
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:19 AM
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I do have to admit I thought you would fold under direct questioning.
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:51 AM
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I do have to admit I thought you would fold under direct questioning.
That I could recover from...how I will ever recover from the photos of Drugzie in his Discreet Cat tighty-whities I'm not so sure.
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:58 AM
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That I could recover from...how I will ever recover from the photos of Drugzie in his Discreet Cat tighty-whities I'm not so sure.
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OOOOOOOOOO




Mighty good stuff!
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Old 08-02-2007, 05:53 PM
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That I could recover from...how I will ever recover from the relentless onslaught of orgasms brought on by viewing the photos of Drugzie in his Discreet Cat tighty-whities I'm not so sure.
Fixed that for ya.
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:33 PM
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Fixed that for ya.
So you confess to having the Discreet Cat tightie whities?
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Old 08-02-2007, 06:18 PM
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Many pies need to be awarded here. I award Morty infinite pies for his continued service. Pillow Pants has been posting at a out of this world pie level recently and DrugS as usual is very pie worthy. DrugS has taken the sexual innuendo level up a notch here, to the point where it's downright offensive. Well done sirs.

OOOOOOOOOO
The infection has spread.
Its not to be stopped.
I will notify the world Health Organization.

God help us...
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Old 08-02-2007, 09:18 AM
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Morty I am considering posting yours and Thebby's address and phone numbers on here. You would know why if you didn't leave your other home.


HIGHLY AMUSING!!








There are powers at work even I am not sure I am aware of...but I have applied for reinstatement.


Please don't ask.....just assume I am me to be unarmed and dangerous.








But I bet Mr. BOO-BEES yells at me.
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Old 08-02-2007, 12:05 PM
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Morty I am considering posting yours and Thebby's address and phone numbers on here. You would know why if you didn't leave your other home.

Do you think you could wake up Pat Day back there and get him to do some approving for a change?
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Old 08-02-2007, 03:35 PM
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*snickers*
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