Discreet Cat, Utopia updates.....

[zippyneedsawin]

thanks for the info, I was wondering what was going on with DC and Utopia.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Discreet Cat drives an ice-cream truck covered in equine skulls.


Discreet Cat has two speeds.....walk and KILL


Discreet Cat took a piss and it became Lake Erie


Superman wears Discreet Cat Pajamas.


Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was: if Discreet Cat kicks you, your relatives will feel it.


When the boggyman goes to sleep every night.....he checks out his closet for Discreet Cat.


Discreet Cat does not go hunting.....he goes KILLING!


There is no theory of evolution.....just a list of animals Discreet Cat allows to live.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Discreet Cat drives an ice-cream truck covered in equine skulls.


Discreet Cat has two speeds.....walk and KILL


Discreet Cat took a piss and it became Lake Erie


Superman wears Discreet Cat Pajamas.


Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was: if Discreet Cat kicks you, your relatives will feel it.


When the boggyman goes to sleep every night.....he checks out his closet for Discreet Cat.


Discreet Cat does not go hunting.....he goes KILLING!


There is no theory of evolution.....just a list of animals Discreet Cat allows to live.

Oh my.......................

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Discreet Cat drives an ice-cream truck covered in equine skulls.


Discreet Cat has two speeds.....walk and KILL


Discreet Cat took a piss and it became Lake Erie


Superman wears Discreet Cat Pajamas.


Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was: if Discreet Cat kicks you, your relatives will feel it.


When the boggyman goes to sleep every night.....he checks out his closet for Discreet Cat.


Discreet Cat does not go hunting.....he goes KILLING!


There is no theory of evolution.....just a list of animals Discreet Cat allows to live.

This was one of my favorite posts of all time and finally... there's finally a reason to re-live it.

Her name is Son de America...

http://www.equibase.com/static/chart...041411USA1.pdf

I was browsing the internet the other night and was looking through some of the movie rumor websites and noticed two lines about a docudrama on Godolphin. Supposedly Chris Burke, Corky from "Life Goes On," is already cast for the role of Sheikh Mo.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

the post Derby and pre Preakness Street Sense brillance.

FTFY

[my miss storm cat]

According to someone at Godolphin, Discreet Cat possible for the Vosburgh (along with Council Member) and pointed to the BC Sprint or Dirt Mile and not the Classic.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Discreet Cat possible for the Vosburgh (along with Council Member) and pointed to the BC Sprint or Dirt Mile and not the Classic.

You heard wrong.

Discreet Cat will win the BC Sprint (by 4), Dirt Mile (by 12), and the Classic (by 7)

However, he plans on skipping out on the winners circle presentation for the Classic -- as he other business to attend to.

And by "business" I mean banging the lucky winners of the Juvenile Fillies, Distaff, and Filly & Mare Turf.....


Probably IN THE BUTT!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

You heard wrong.

Discreet Cat will win the BC Sprint (by 4), Dirt Mile (by 12), and the Classic (by 7)

However, he plans on skipping out on the winners circle presentation for the Classic -- as he other business to attend to.

And by "business" I mean banging the lucky winners of the Juvenile Fillies, Distaff, and Filly & Mare Turf.....


Probably IN THE BUTT!

Wait a minute..... is all of this to take place before or after he ends world hunger, finds a cure for cancer and wins the war on terrorism?

Am confused.....

[letswastemoney]

Is Discreet Cat the horse version of......Jesus?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Wait a minute..... is all of this to take place before or after he ends world hunger, finds a cure for cancer and wins the war on terrorism?

Pah!

Discreet Cat's tears cure cancer!

Too bad he's never cried!


Have I mentioned he can kick Chuck Norris's ass?