I Love You Thread

SniperSB23 · #1 07-31-2007, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

FUCl<IN'-AYE!

But I would also like the dirt.

Give it to me straight....all of it.

Just pm me.

Promise not to tell.

Honest.

On Buckwheat's word of honor.

We had a Toga Party, you no-showed.

Mortimer · #2 07-31-2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SniperSB23

We had a Toga Party, you no-showed.

This is true.

But Condy Rice asked me to stay with her all last week.

So I did!

SniperSB23 · #3 07-31-2007, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

This is true.

But Condy Rice asked me to stay with her all last week.

So I did!

Well, then FUCl< YOU for that!

Mortimer · #4 07-31-2007, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SniperSB23

Well, then FUCl< YOU for that!

ror!

You jealous fucl<!

Oh forget her political sway if that's what bothers you. Do you realize how much fun it was to drill that little brainiac/vamp?

It's not often you get a chance at a mix such as she offers.

The Indomitable DrugS · #5 07-31-2007, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Oh forget her political sway if that's what bothers you. Do you realize how much fun it was to drill that little brainiac/vamp?

It's not often you get a chance at a mix such as she offers.

We are talking about Condi Rice?

Dude, I wouldn't touch that with Hossy's dick.

paisjpq · #6 07-31-2007, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

We are talking about Condi Rice?

Dude, I wouldn't touch that with Hossy's dick.

OOOOOOOO

although I think you lie....

The Indomitable DrugS · #7 07-31-2007, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

OOOOOOOO

although I think you lie....

I have nightmares about Condi Rice and that frozen glaring look of hers.

It's not because of her backwards political views either.

In fact, I'd surely toss Karen Hughes's salad before cuddling with Condi.

And really, if you think about it, tossing Karen salad is only a slightly preferred option over 'Death by Meat-Grinder.'

Mortimer · #8 07-31-2007, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

OOOOOOOOOO

That would infer to me there has been at least one occasion when Mr. S did ,in fact, use your mousey.

Now who did he put it in?

Mortimer · #9 07-31-2007, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I can't tell you.

Rosie O'Donnell

Oh geez......ror!!

I knew Druggy had a thing for her.

Antitrust32 · #10 07-31-2007, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

This is true.

But Condy Rice asked me to stay with her all last week.

So I did!

whoa whoa whoa... you passed up a Toga Party for Condy Rice???

I am so disappointed.

Mortimer · #11 07-31-2007, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

whoa whoa whoa... you passed up a Toga Party for Condy Rice???

I am so disappointed.

I think you're jealous,too.

Antitrust32 · #12 07-31-2007, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

I think you're jealous,too.

actually, after that description you gave to Sniper, I am jealous.

Mortimer · #13 07-31-2007, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

actually, after that description you gave to Sniper, I am jealous.

I have to tell you I only like older women.

I am sorry to break this news to you ...but too fucl<in' bad.

NoChanceToDance · #14 07-31-2007, 10:29 AM

Who is going to fucl< me?????

Lindsay Lohan?

Antitrust32 · #15 07-31-2007, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

I have to tell you I only like older women.

I am sorry to break this news to you ...but too fucl<in' bad.

that is ok. I am going to my room to cry all day.

this is my last post.

Mortimer · #16 07-31-2007, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

whoa whoa whoa... you passed up a Toga Party for Condy Rice???

I am so disappointed.

And where is my Saratoga Journal...ma'am?

Antitrust32 · #17 07-31-2007, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

And where is my Saratoga Journal...ma'am?

I think you need to be in Saratoga to have a Journal sir.

If you meant me, then here it is:

Day 1 - 36 :

Woke up way to early. Leave house at 9:10 to get to that track at 9:30. Slave over the sausage grill at Carolina BBQ from 9:30 to 5:30 or 6. Have my customary beer or two near Byk's Cue and watch the final race from Saratoga and a race from Del Mar. Go home at 6:30 or 7. Shower. Drink obscene amounts with Joey and or any other DTer who is there. Some nights go out and check out all the hot filly's around town while getting more hammered.

Go to bed around 1:30 am.

Next day, get up and repeat, rinse and dry.

SniperSB23 · #18 07-31-2007, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

I think you need to be in Saratoga to have a Journal sir.

If you meant me, then here it is:

Day 1 - 36 :

Woke up way to early. Leave house at 9:10 to get to that track at 9:30. Slave over the sausage grill at Carolina BBQ from 9:30 to 5:30 or 6. Have my customary beer or two near Byk's Cue and watch the final race from Saratoga and a race from Del Mar. Go home at 6:30 or 7. Shower. Drink obscene amounts with Joey and or any other DTer who is there. Some nights go out and check out all the hot filly's around town while getting more hammered.

Go to bed around 1:30 am.

Next day, get up and repeat, rinse and dry.

Liar!

Mortimer · #19 07-31-2007, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SniperSB23

Liar!

Well it beats JoeyTooManyTimes' journal.

Antitrust32 · #20 07-31-2007, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SniperSB23

Liar!

haha that is my daily average.... going out with you it is at least 3 am!