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[Mortimer]

..God knows I've tried....I tried to be what everyone wanted...I was their friend......I was their ear...I was their confidant..........I was their very bad man.....I was their object of affection.....


...but now look at me......I have been used up and tossed into the trash can like a crinkled up 5x8 card........and I have left me....






...and nowhere to go because no one wants me.....











.....oh sob,cry....HONK! .....sob-sob...cry-cry....