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Old 07-12-2007, 03:04 PM
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I know you are....and it was no big deal....be careful with your wireless phone OK?
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Old 07-12-2007, 03:15 PM
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I know you are....and it was no big deal....be careful with your wireless phone OK?

Thank you so much.

And I will.


It's on Sprint and they dropped me yesterday anyways.
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Old 07-12-2007, 09:47 PM
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Thank you so much.

And I will.


It's on Sprint and they dropped me yesterday anyways.
You with bad credit, who would have guessed?


OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Ernst Jünger has spoken!!
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Old 07-12-2007, 09:50 PM
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You with bad credit, who would have guessed?


OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Ernst Jünger has spoken!!


Well no.

I called them 500 times last month ...they don't like that anymore.







But you keep trying to get back at me in your Wiley Coyote way.

It's fun to watch.
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Old 07-12-2007, 09:59 PM
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Well no.

I called them 500 times last month ...they don't like that anymore.







But you keep trying to get back at me in your Wiley Coyote way.

It's fun to watch.

Uh huh...

No need to hide your misguided financial ways...

Honesty is the best policy...

I do hope to bump into you at Saratoga...

If you can leave that troglodytical lifestyle you live...
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Old 07-12-2007, 10:13 PM
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Uh huh...

No need to hide your misguided financial ways...

Honesty is the best policy...

I do hope to bump into you at Saratoga...

If you can leave that troglodytical lifestyle you live...



You know what I look like King of Junger.





But frankly ...you ain't got the guts.
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Old 07-12-2007, 10:15 PM
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You know what I look like King of Junger.





But frankly ...you ain't got the guts.

Try me ace...just leave that cave...drinks on me...
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Old 07-12-2007, 09:54 PM
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You are also very funny.
















Not really
We are on the precifice of a clusterfu*k............
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Old 07-12-2007, 10:12 PM
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We are on the precifice of a clusterfu*k............



da what????
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Old 07-12-2007, 10:14 PM
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da what????

Your friend who loves John from Cincy should know...

Ask him in your un-witty way...
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You are also very funny.



Not really







Lawyers....whattaya gonna do?




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Old 07-12-2007, 10:02 PM
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Lawyers....whattaya gonna do?
Unemployed, lonely souls...

What are you gonna do?



Sad how many come to your defense...

I should leave you alone...

Take pity on you...
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Old 07-12-2007, 10:10 PM
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Unemployed, lonely souls...

What are you gonna do?



Sad how many come to your defense...

I should leave you alone...

Take pity on you...







My friends......what kind of bottom feeder can only amuse himself by pinning woe on those smarter than him?






Lawyers.



Yup.





Darden...as long as my fine board buddies come to my defense and not YOU...



...why I'll be fine.






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Old 07-12-2007, 10:09 PM
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I think you should take yourself a bit more seriously.
















Thud

I think you should change your screen name to "mortymark" or "morty security guard."
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I think you should change your screen name to "mortymark" or "morty security guard."

I think you should change your name to Stupid and then no one will have to feel guilty.
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Old 07-12-2007, 10:18 PM
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I'll try and get that done. Thanks for the advice Macho Man!!!

Never a big Randall fan, or fake stuff, for that matter...

However carnie is a language I find interesting...

You are a mark for Morty? No?
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Old 07-12-2007, 10:22 PM
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jesus....

GOO-FOO!!



THEBBY!!


I missed you in this mess!








Hang on a moment Sweetie-Poo.
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Old 07-12-2007, 10:05 PM
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Alrighty then Deb!!




Let us begin.





Let me see....your hair isn't too bad. A few seconds dusting...and my famous Featherhands dust fluff. You'll look swell!



dustdustdust



fluff fluff fluff







Ah...ya look good Deb.





Oh my.....your chestal area is really dusty....tsktsktsk.


I'm going to have my asst. Mr. Scissorhands help me first.

Eddie......remove those...those silly clothes from Debs top.



snipsnipsnipsnipsnip




Thanks Eddie....and now I dust.








dustdustdustdustdust

Ever been to Nipple..UPS!!...I mean Nepal Deb?

dustdustdustdustdsut

They have nice mounds..I mean mountains there.

dustdustdustdsutdustdustdust







Ah...that felt...I mean looks good!








Now where do we dust?







Oh...looky down there!









=:>








Now hold still Deb....Eddie...you know what to do.





snipsnipsnipsnipsnip




Good job!!






And now for more dustng down here....hold still Deb.






dustdustdustdustdust



MAAAAAA'AM!!...please....be still.







dustdustdustdustdustdustdust....this is fun!!....dustdustdustdust








TICKEE-TICKEE



ror!

I'm such a card.






dustdsutdsutdsutdsutdustdustdust




oh boy









dustdustdustdustdustdustdustdustdustdust







Ah!....all done!












I hope you enjoed your dusting ma'am.

It was a pleasure to serve you.
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Old 07-12-2007, 10:10 PM
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Alrighty then Deb!!




Let us begin.





Let me see....your hair isn't too bad. A few seconds dusting...and my famous Featherhands dust fluff. You'll look swell!



dustdustdust



fluff fluff fluff







Ah...ya look good Deb.





Oh my.....your chestal area is really dusty....tsktsktsk.


I'm going to have my asst. Mr. Scissorhands help me first.

Eddie......remove those...those silly clothes from Debs top.



snipsnipsnipsnipsnip




Thanks Eddie....and now I dust.








dustdustdustdustdust

Ever been to Nipple..UPS!!...I mean Nepal Deb?

dustdustdustdustdsut

They have nice mounds..I mean mountains there.

dustdustdustdsutdustdustdust







Ah...that felt...I mean looks good!








Now where do we dust?







Oh...looky down there!









=:>








Now hold still Deb....Eddie...you know what to do.





snipsnipsnipsnipsnip




Good job!!






And now for more dustng down here....hold still Deb.






dustdustdustdustdust



MAAAAAA'AM!!...please....be still.







dustdustdustdustdustdustdust....this is fun!!....dustdustdustdust








TICKEE-TICKEE



ror!

I'm such a card.






dustdsutdsutdsutdsutdustdustdust




oh boy









dustdustdustdustdustdustdustdustdustdust







Ah!....all done!












I hope you enjoed your dusting ma'am.

It was a pleasure to serve you.


Enjoyed it Mort but next time lose Scissorhands, ok? He left marks.
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