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Old 07-11-2007, 02:39 PM
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Do I have to say Sumonelovesyou is an innocuous frog?


That she will be lucky to be standing up at the end?


That she is perhaps the biggest donkeybred in the history of racing???
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:44 PM
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Do I have to say Sumonelovesyou is an innocuous frog?


That she will be lucky to be standing up at the end?


That she is perhaps the biggest donkeybred in the history of racing???

take that back jerk face!
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:45 PM
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take that back jerk face!
NO.





She's a steroid popping goat.
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:47 PM
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Is that it Cajun??
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:49 PM
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And you are all going to lose all of your moan-ay.
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:58 PM
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Morty, It would appear that you may be suffering from the blue pill side effect that they warn about in the commercials....it has been more than four hours and you did not get medical attention now did you... perhaps the gray matter between your ears is lacking adequate blood flow...

If you really want to be darted then just go and dart yourself...just ask yourself one question... do you feel lucky?...well do ya?
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Old 07-11-2007, 03:00 PM
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Morty, It would appear that you may be suffering from the blue pill side effect that they warn about in the commercials....it has been more than four hours and you did not get medical attention now did you... perhaps the gray matter between your ears is lacking adequate blood flow...

If you really want to be darted then just go and dart yourself...just ask yourself one question... do you feel lucky?...well do ya?

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Old 07-11-2007, 03:08 PM
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That is you today Morty! Bad Boy!

Not big enough....rookie.
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Old 07-11-2007, 07:33 PM
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She's a steroid popping goat.
Morty: Now thats a classic!!! I gotta remember to call my friend horse that someday!
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:45 PM
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Morty: Now thats a classic!!! I gotta remember to call my friend horse that someday!
Very kind of you.



Please ...feel free.
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:49 PM
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You have to take that halo of your head bad boy

I GIVE UP


That is you today Mr Horny Morty


Edit : I made a great stick figure of Morty with a Boner and it got all messed up when posted!

DRAT!
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:50 PM
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You have to take that halo of your head bad boy

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That is you today Mr Horny Morty

What the fucl< is that????




Go back to be UnclyTrust..





..you have fizzled.
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:51 PM
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You have failed fairly miserably as well...Cajun.






Maybe UnclyTrust made you shy...but you still failed.
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:52 PM
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You have to take that halo of your head bad boy

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That is you today Mr Horny Morty


Edit : I made a great stick figure of Morty with a Boner and it got all messed up when posted!

DRAT!

Holy smokes.


Well I guess so!
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:54 PM
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Thebby..just get this over with.


I want to be darted for life.






Please...I would appreciate it.
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:58 PM
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I would hope everyone drops the sexual innuendo for the future because obvioulsy none of you know what to do....because you have very little experience.



So let's not act grown up and well knowing...because you aren't.









Your donkey horse is going to be embarrassed today as well.
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