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Old 07-11-2006, 07:54 PM
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Just the fact that EVERY SINGLE FRIEND knows I want the window seat and I was hoping to finally sleep comfortably for more then 3 hours...instead I was sitting bitch with an IPOD that had little juice left
I hear you. Sitting bitch ain't no fun. Probably before your time, but there's an old Twilght Zone episode about a guy sitting in a window seat who sees a gremlin on the wing of the plane during a thunderstorm. Pre- Star Trek William Shatner. Worthy comedy.
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Old 07-11-2006, 08:13 PM
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this thread is now, without question, my favorite thread ever from any message board. why? cause I can relate and like Mike said I agree I believe EVERY SINGLE word.
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:08 PM
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Scavs, you're telling me the 300 dollar girl didn't come back to the room? You tried to talk her down and you couldn't right? LOL
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:13 PM
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If I would have had the 2k I had early she would have been worth $600, the hottest working girl I have ever seen, it was worth the comediness just talking to her.....SMOKIN hot
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:15 PM
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If I would have had the 2k I had early she would have been worth $600, the hottest working girl I have ever seen, it was worth the comediness just talking to her.....SMOKIN hot
LOL. Vegas will find a way to take your money....eventually.
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:14 PM
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Scavs, you're telling me the 300 dollar girl didn't come back to the room? You tried to talk her down and you couldn't right? LOL
yeah, he only wanted 2 minutes and she wasn't down with that.
i love it!
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:15 PM
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would you have even lasted 2 minutes????
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:22 PM
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would you have even lasted 2 minutes????
Probably not because after the strip club I was like Giants Causeway, ready to rock EVERYTHING.....
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Old 07-11-2006, 10:04 PM
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Scavs, that was the most comedy thing I have read. By far the greatest post ever on DT. Write that down and publish it with a list of your other gambling jaunts and you'd be rich.
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:20 PM
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yeah, he only wanted 2 minutes and she wasn't down with that.
i love it!
only wanted two minutes because that was all I could afford, If I had $300 on me, in my state of mind, we couldn't have gotten to the room fast enough....
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Old 07-12-2006, 09:51 AM
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Hey it sounds like we now have a ""Host"" for the next Vegas trip..
My only Question is... what sucks more.. being drunk and winning money or
being waisted and losing money and Not caring ? LOL Nice read !
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:21 PM
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Scavs, you're telling me the 300 dollar girl didn't come back to the room? You tried to talk her down and you couldn't right? LOL
$10 a minute...honey, I only need two.
Classic!!!
Wish I coulda been there to see the look on her face.
LOL!
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