Describe Your Imaginary Friend

[Mortimer]

Oh geez.


That was HIGHLY AMUSING ladies!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

He told me you were his imaginary friend.


Oh I thought it mighty odd a therapist would have one...



...but still.

No wonder I don't seem to be making any progress.

[Mortimer]

I got some progress right ovah heah for ya baby.

[Mortimer]

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YOO-HOO!




Oh Deborah!


Where did ya go?

[Mortimer]

I think her eyes crossed and then she fainted.




But I could be wrong.

It is possible I am being reported as I type.

[NoChanceToDance]

May i ask the imaginary forumer where the name Tom came from? I mean, you can call me a ******* **** **** ******* **** for all i care , but so as you know, i'm not Tom.

Or is that the name of your imaginary friend?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance

May i ask the imaginary forumer where the name Tom came from? I mean, you can call me a ******* **** **** ******* **** for all i care , but so as you know, i'm not Tom.

Or is that the name of your imaginary friend?

Now this....is a good question...is what it is.




I just thought of JimmyTwoTimes and ThebbyTwoTimes....the fact you are a NoChance did not factor in .....like at all.




But you would be great in AmicoNostra movies.

[Cajungator26]

Mort, this is an email I have received a couple of times:

Man’s Vital Guide to Nine Little Words...

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this mean a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.”

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do it!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying f@!k you!

9. Don’t worry about it; I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.

[NoChanceToDance]

So......

if a girl was to day:

"fine, go head" and then sigh and say "whatever"

You're saying that isn't a good thing

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Mort, this is an email I have received a couple of times:

Man’s Vital Guide to Nine Little Words...

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this mean a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.”

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do it!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying f@!k you!

9. Don’t worry about it; I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Thank you Carla....UPS!!....I mean Cajanatah.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

I think her eyes crossed and then she fainted.




But I could be wrong.

It is possible I am being reported as I type.

I would never report you my friend. I was summoned by the "Work God" and alas, I had to go.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I would never report you my friend. I was summoned by the "Work God" and alas, I had to go.

You are very kind. I thought about sending you a pm ....but said..."Nah...it would look cheap and tarnished."




So I confess to all I do enjoy shock value once I feel I have prowled very close to my prey.






I am,in reality, as harmless as the tiger who hasn't eaten in 2 months.









=;>

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

You are very kind. I thought about sending you a pm ....but said..."Nah...it would look cheap and tarnished."




So I confess to all I do enjoy shock value once I feel I have prowled very close to my prey.






I am,in reality, as harmless as the tiger who hasn't eaten in 2 months.









=;>

You're just a big, loveable duster!







Do you Swiffer as well???????

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

You're just a big, loveable duster!


Oh God.

Please...I have a reputation to uphold.






Do you Swiffer as well???????

Well I might.


What is it?

[Ferdinand]

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance

May i ask the imaginary forumer where the name Tom came from? I mean, you can call me a ******* **** **** ******* **** for all i care , but so as you know, i'm not Tom.

Or is that the name of your imaginary friend?

Maybe he thinks of you as that imaginary and gay friend that welcomes you to My Space?

Just a shot in the dark, Tom.

You seem more like a Botolf to me.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Ferdinand

Maybe he thinks of you as that imaginary and gay friend that welcomes you to My Space?

Just a shot in the dark, Tom.

You seem more like a Botolf to me.

And maybe we all think of you as something the CDC would like to keep a secret.






Go back to hell Pazuzu.......I'm sure you can fucl< yourself as well.

[Mortimer]

Fido;


Your eloquence is matched only by your propensity for typing with your eyes wide shut.

I also find you halucinatory in picking up little clues planted in a smeared fashion upon your fesco.

Your targets often are false victims.....but there has been a reversal and you now become the feeling of discontent.


Go and wager on the false fav......go and draw tears of gluttony.....go and chase your tail.











I do not chew my prey.


I merely kill it and move on.

[NoChanceToDance]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Fido;


Your eloquence is matched only by your propensity for typing with your eyes wide shut.

I also find you halucinatory in picking up little clues planted in a smeared fashion upon your fesco.

Your targets often are false victims.....but there has been a reversal and you now become the feeling of discontent.


Go and wager on the false fav......go and draw tears of gluttony.....go and chase your tail.











I do not chew my prey.


I merely kill it and move on.

You hit the nail on the head, Morty

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance

You hit the nail on the head, Morty