Dog/cat advice

[Riot]

Awww, what a cute picture!

At my house, the cat would be sleeping on the top of the couch, and while sleeping, it would stretch and accidentally fall down on top of the sleeping dog, causing the dog to spring to life startled from sleep, knocking over everything in it's path and causing the dogs on the floor to awake startled, too, wondering what in the world fell on it from out of the sky while it was dreaming.

The dog would stand there wondering, "Hey, I was just sleeping, and now I'm both awake and off the couch, and probably in trouble for knocking over everything in the room and getting the other dogs riled up, how did that happen, I'm innocent, I tell ya!"

The cat wouldn't even wake up, and would now be sleeping in the warm, cushy spot on the couch vacated by the dog.

Cats rule