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Old 07-11-2007, 10:50 AM
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I still don't get it!


And where were you...what were you doing ?

I guess you have never seen Half Baked then




Oh, and I am hiding from UnclyTrust.
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:52 AM
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I did not.




That was funny.


Come out from the curtain....don't be shy.
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:56 AM
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I'm beginning to think no dartslingers are here.




Not even ISeemStupid.



I don't think he can make his gun work,though.

Now that is stupid.
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Old 07-11-2007, 11:05 AM
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I am coming out from behind the curtain...
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Old 07-11-2007, 11:08 AM
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Oh geez....highly amusing!


What the fucl< is it????




Your post was funny again....fine work.









Isn't this going to make CajunHO jealous?
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Old 07-11-2007, 11:15 AM
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I have to leave for about an hour for an appointment




Perhaps Thebby will have granted my wish by then.

If not it's DEFCON4.
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Old 07-11-2007, 11:16 AM
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I dont think CajunHO will be jealous



I left Uncly with her...



Perhaps I should remove that link before I am darted




I wouldnt want to have to pull some vapor action on the dartslingers
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:18 PM
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Ah..AuntyTrust.






Good.

Now tell me what you would do when presented with a fine American example of 11 inch steel bar stock.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:30 PM
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Well if it takes that long to think of something I need a new partner.







Sorry lady.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:32 PM
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Who would like to have a chance here?


Sightie-Poo...



....I would be mighty proud to have you as a partner,ma'am.








Phooey on that pointyhead Diaper!
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:34 PM
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How about GenuineItch?




What do you say ma'am?
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:34 PM
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not getting enough attention today Morty?

behave....and I'll send you something special later.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:34 PM
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:37 PM
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not getting enough attention today Morty?

behave....and I'll send you something special later.



THUD!











GOO-FOO!!






My pm is off.












Wait a minute.













I meant to say I cannot receive mail.
















But I must insist upon permanent dartage,Thebby.



I'm actually holding back......but won't much longer.






Please do me this favor Thebby.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:41 PM
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you know I can get around your silly firewall....

I might dart you...and I might not.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:47 PM
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All right...the kid gloves are coming off.








First...I will be at Saratoga for the duration.

I invite Diaper to come and fullfill his promise.









And don't you want to know why?



Because if Diaper wasn't bean eatin' mad before....he will be now after knowing I am going to stop off at Sightie-Poo's place before I get to Saratoga and let her know what it feels like to have lost your brain for a few hours.

I think she knows what I'm getting at.










And, Diaper, just so you can find me I am 5-8 and 156 pounds,beautiful brown eyes and hair and moustache I grew for Sightie-Poo.... with a US Marine tatoo on my right arm and another on my left that says TrueSwine MUST Die.

I'm sure you're much bigger than that so gather all the confidence you can becaues yer gonna need it.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:48 PM
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I'm betting you will.




=:>
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:55 PM
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by the way Pais, LOVE the new avatar!

Morty, How come you aren't playing nice today?
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:58 PM
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by the way Pais, LOVE the new avatar!

Morty, How come you aren't playing nice today?



Yoy.











Mommy........no.
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:00 PM
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Oh well.



Maybe.






Come back MommyDearest and tell me what you would do.
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