Why do they say Retired when you never really worked

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by ShadowRoll

It’s like I made the mistake of petting the brain-damaged neighborhood dog – you know, the one that spends almost as much time licking his own butt as he does begging for attention – and now he’s following me everywhere.

this made me laugh.

so, you got yourself a little friend there, do you? i guess its better that he licks his own butt rather than humping your leg.

OOOOOO