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Old 06-26-2007, 11:33 AM
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If tracks didnt have dead areas can you imagine how hard it would be to lie to your girlfriend or family about where you were. Godbless the dead areas
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Old 06-27-2007, 09:47 AM
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[quote=The Bid]If tracks didnt have dead areas can you imagine how hard it would be to lie to your girlfriend or family about where you were. Godbless the dead areas[/QUOTE

Exactly, my phone rings and I see it is my girlfriend, I run out the doors as quickly as I can to the place where I know there is no sound. Works good everytime and haven't been caught yet!
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Old 06-27-2007, 09:59 AM
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If tracks didnt have dead areas can you imagine how hard it would be to lie to your girlfriend or family about where you were. Godbless the dead areas
Exactly, my phone rings and I see it is my girlfriend, I run out the doors as quickly as I can to the place where I know there is no sound. Works good everytime and haven't been caught yet!

Why own a cell phone?? They suck. Why lie, get one that understands this is your life, take it or leave it.
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Old 06-27-2007, 04:52 PM
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[quote=MisterB]Why own a cell phone?? They suck. Why lie, get one that understands this is your life, take it or leave it.[/QU
is there one of those out there?
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Old 06-27-2007, 05:45 PM
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Why own a cell phone?? They suck. Why lie, get one that understands this is your life, take it or leave it.[/QU
is there one of those out there?

yeah

but we're all taken!
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Old 06-28-2007, 01:32 AM
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I have asked her PLENTY of times to go to the track with me, the only times she will go is if I take her to dinner there, which I have no problem with but sometimes I just go to gamble. I like to gamble, she hates to gamble. She knows I go to the track a lot, but when she is working if she doesn't ask where I am why should I tell her that I am at the track?? If she asked, I would tell her I'm at the track, but she don't ask I don't tell!



I'm 21, anyone know where I can find a good looking women who likes to spend a day at the track and have a good time???
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Old 06-28-2007, 07:15 AM
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I have asked her PLENTY of times to go to the track with me, the only times she will go is if I take her to dinner there, which I have no problem with but sometimes I just go to gamble. I like to gamble, she hates to gamble. She knows I go to the track a lot, but when she is working if she doesn't ask where I am why should I tell her that I am at the track?? If she asked, I would tell her I'm at the track, but she don't ask I don't tell!



I'm 21, anyone know where I can find a good looking women who likes to spend a day at the track and have a good time???
well you had to qualify it didn't you. I mean yes, they will be at Delmar.
Trust me.. it is good that she doesn't like to gamble.
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:21 AM
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If tracks didnt have dead areas can you imagine how hard it would be to lie to your girlfriend or family about where you were. Godbless the dead areas
LOL at least you can tell her you're "working"

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I have asked her PLENTY of times to go to the track with me, the only times she will go is if I take her to dinner there, which I have no problem with but sometimes I just go to gamble. I like to gamble, she hates to gamble. She knows I go to the track a lot, but when she is working if she doesn't ask where I am why should I tell her that I am at the track?? If she asked, I would tell her I'm at the track, but she don't ask I don't tell!



I'm 21, anyone know where I can find a good looking women who likes to spend a day at the track and have a good time???
Derbytrail.com?

Dude, word of advice... don't lie about it. If she doesn't like what you do, the relationship isn't going to work. Move on. Been there and it never turns out well... eventually you will find a wonderful woman with similar interests that you can do things together!
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Old 06-27-2007, 05:22 PM
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If tracks didnt have dead areas can you imagine how hard it would be to lie to your girlfriend or family about where you were. Godbless the dead areas[/QUOTE

Exactly, my phone rings and I see it is my girlfriend, I run out the doors as quickly as I can to the place where I know there is no sound. Works good everytime and haven't been caught yet!
What a relationship that must be! As a woman, frankly, I'd be "annoyed" that you'd gone without me!

And ya know, even at tracks in the places where you can hear the call, it's often too garbled (cheap speakers?) to be understood, anyway.
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Old 06-28-2007, 05:15 AM
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If tracks didnt have dead areas can you imagine how hard it would be to lie to your girlfriend or family about where you were. Godbless the dead areas
My wife is absolutely fine with me going to the track.

It's my work that I am hiding from. There's nothing worse than taking a work call between races thinking your safe and then up pops the "may I have your attention, we have a late scratch in the upcoming 5th race..." announcement. The call usually gets "mysteriously" dropped at that time.
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Old 06-28-2007, 08:15 AM
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My wife is absolutely fine with me going to the track.

It's my work that I am hiding from. There's nothing worse than taking a work call between races thinking your safe and then up pops the "may I have your attention, we have a late scratch in the upcoming 5th race..." announcement. The call usually gets "mysteriously" dropped at that time.
LOL. I once went to a new track and got on a conference call. Little did I know they had speakers in the restroom. Loud ones. Live and learn.
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Old 06-28-2007, 09:18 AM
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My wife is absolutely fine with me going to the track.

It's my work that I am hiding from. There's nothing worse than taking a work call between races thinking your safe and then up pops the "may I have your attention, we have a late scratch in the upcoming 5th race..." announcement. The call usually gets "mysteriously" dropped at that time.
oh man I've got burned on that a few times. answered the call quickly because everything seemed quiet, you know, to demonstrate that I was right on the job, next thing you know about one minute into the phone call you get a very loud "THEY'RE AT THE POST". Then I'm quickly dodging people to get outside.

or other times I was supposedly "working from home", and I get a work call. Its in between races so there is no sound and I start talking forgetting that I have the sound up very loud on the computer speakers. suddenly you can hear Trevor Denman "the horses, have now, reached the starting gate"
damn!
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Old 06-28-2007, 09:58 AM
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Can You Hear Race
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....mmm...me no hear race...only if me at track or race on tv in wigwam....

....how 'bout 'em you?......
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Old 06-28-2007, 10:20 AM
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My wife is absolutely fine with me going to the track.

It's my work that I am hiding from. There's nothing worse than taking a work call between races thinking your safe and then up pops the "may I have your attention, we have a late scratch in the upcoming 5th race..." announcement. The call usually gets "mysteriously" dropped at that time.
Mine PAYS me to go.....
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Old 06-28-2007, 10:46 AM
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Mine PAYS me to go.....
Okay. I'll bite. Who do you work for?
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:00 AM
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Okay. I'll bite. Who do you work for?

rule-eng en leff-eng!!!!!
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:45 AM
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Don't you have a job?
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:48 AM
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Old 06-28-2007, 03:56 PM
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Mr. HandShadowRoll;


You seem smard...do you half a gud jobe?
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Old 06-28-2007, 04:40 PM
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You seem smard...do you half a gud jobe?
What's that you say? Pathetically crying for attention is your job? Hope it pays well.
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