Drug Testing on the PGA Tour

[Storm Cadet]

Originally Posted by golfer

So let me get this straight: shopping list before my next round, Zanex, downers/beta blockers, steroids, morphine, a little "grass", perhaps a bottle of Jack to wash down the steroids/zanex. That's a heckuva lotta stuff to bring with me to the first tee. But if it helps me play better, well.....

And as Rodney Dangerfield said in Caddyshack:

"Gimme some of those naked lady tees!"