Drug Testing on the PGA Tour

Bigsmc · #1 06-21-2007, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by golfer

What type of performance enhancing substance would help a golfer?

Downers, help chill out the yips.

Steroids help in healing injuries quicker.

It never hurts to get leaner and stronger, so anything that may help you go that direction would help too.

Personally, a strong pain killer is my drug of choice. Without it, it takes me 4-5 holes to get loose. With it, I'm ready on the first tee.

The Bid · #2 06-21-2007, 07:51 AM

Xanex

MaTH716 · #3 06-21-2007, 09:50 AM

Drugs might make you hit the ball farther, but does it make you hit them straighter?

Bigsmc · #4 06-21-2007, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716

Drugs might make you hit the ball farther, but does it make you hit them straighter?

Doesn't have to. These bombers don't care if they are in the rough (unless it's a major). Just hack it out with a short iron because the drive travelled so far. All they need in a "normal" week on tour is a driver and an assortment of wedges.

Seattleallstar · #5 06-21-2007, 11:51 AM

this is a stupid rule, drug testing in poker is next

GPK · #6 06-21-2007, 12:11 PM

There was a big to do back in the early 90's when Nick Price admitted to taking Beta Blockers to help calm his nerves.

I couldn't care less if they drug test or not on the Tour, its not a problem out there.

Bigsmc · #7 06-21-2007, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK

There was a big to do back in the early 90's when Nick Price admitted to taking Beta Blockers to help calm his nerves.

I couldn't care less if they drug test or not on the Tour, its not a problem out there.

I have one of those quickie drug tests that I am bringing to Toga. You will have to pee in a cup before the 1st tee. This will help determine if you give me 30 or 36 strokes.