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Old 06-20-2007, 09:45 AM
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Jeez Theb, I was only kidding...
Yeah, what he said.
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:33 AM
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I wasnt.









On topic,

An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:41 AM
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gloating is not attractive morte'
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:04 PM
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gloating is not attractive morte'

It is to the gloatee.











No more money 4 u.













I can't believe you vaporized my fine work.












But you will not have Mortinmer Dexter Foxworthy to kick around anymore.















And if I have anything to say about you won't have any of the FOD players here anymore either.

















Do you realize how much money you are going to lose?

















( What an incongruent witch.)
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:05 PM
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calm down and give me a kissy-poo.
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:06 PM
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NO
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:09 PM
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I must admit, The line about pee garden trying to cut down his pick 6 ticket from $72,000 was FULL of pies.
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:05 PM
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calm down and give me a kissy-poo.

Make that kissy-poo fellatio-poo and I will forgive you.
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