10 Dating Tips (M/F)

[Riot]

Kentucky dating tips:

10. Early Sunday morning yahoo.dating tip-reading = perhaps small need to expand off-time social circle

9. Going to beach and making "turf to sand" move = 38% to top or pair 3pt moveup with surface switch.

8. Sand in swim trunks? Don't declare, "I've got a gavel in my hoof wall"

7. Don't rate beach conditions to date by using Aussie track ratings, "heavy 5", etc.

6. Cold Coronas, margaritas, are considered doping if within 12 hours of beach appearance, but there are no spitbox withdrawal penalties.

5. Leather tack always impressive at beach, but better to stick to synthetics, nylons.

4. Do not wave large beach towel, bright yellow with the number 4 and ones name in big black lettering, calling out, "I'm a stakes contender!"

3. "Wanna see my Cornell Collar?" not good opening intro line.

2. Either is, "You, me, and a little Lubrisyn .... "

1. When you meet a hottie, wait at least 10 minutes before asking to use their mobile to check on the results of the late pick 4 at CD.