10 Dating Tips (M/F)

Samarta · #1 06-17-2007, 06:23 AM

Oh Steve, when it's all said and done, this thread will be DT archive material.....

Riot · #2 06-18-2007, 05:13 AM

Kentucky dating tips:

10. Early Sunday morning yahoo.dating tip-reading = perhaps small need to expand off-time social circle

9. Going to beach and making "turf to sand" move = 38% to top or pair 3pt moveup with surface switch.

8. Sand in swim trunks? Don't declare, "I've got a gavel in my hoof wall"

7. Don't rate beach conditions to date by using Aussie track ratings, "heavy 5", etc.

6. Cold Coronas, margaritas, are considered doping if within 12 hours of beach appearance, but there are no spitbox withdrawal penalties.

5. Leather tack always impressive at beach, but better to stick to synthetics, nylons.

4. Do not wave large beach towel, bright yellow with the number 4 and ones name in big black lettering, calling out, "I'm a stakes contender!"

3. "Wanna see my Cornell Collar?" not good opening intro line.

2. Either is, "You, me, and a little Lubrisyn .... "

1. When you meet a hottie, wait at least 10 minutes before asking to use their mobile to check on the results of the late pick 4 at CD.

GPK · #3 06-18-2007, 05:47 AM

Rule #1 EYE CONTACT

1st time you make eye contact with her = possible attraction

2nd time you make eye contact with her = attraction confirmation

3rd time you make eye contact with her = now she thinks you are just staring at her, which begins to creep her out. The next thing you know she is "on break" everytime you want to place a bet in her teller line, which leads to a sign of concern on your part, so you go find her in the employee break room to make sure she is okay, and now you have really freaked her out. No matter how many times you explain to her that you really do like her and how much she could really like you if given a chance, then all of a sudden security has you in a choke hold as you are heard mumbling "I thought we loved each other...."

4th time you make eye contact with her = in the courtroom, after being banned from the OTB for 6 months and 5 violations of the 100 yard restraining order she had taken out on you.

not that I am speaking from experience or anything...

Sightseek · #4 06-18-2007, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK

Rule #1 EYE CONTACT

1st time you make eye contact with her = possible attraction

2nd time you make eye contact with her = attraction confirmation

3rd time you make eye contact with her = now she thinks you are just staring at her, which begins to creep her out. The next thing you know she is "on break" everytime you want to place a bet in her teller line, which leads to a sign of concern on your part, so you go find her in the employee break room to make sure she is okay, and now you have really freaked her out. No matter how many times you explain to her that you really do like her and how much she could really like you if given a chance, then all of a sudden security has you in a choke hold as you are heard mumbling "I thought we loved each other...."

4th time you make eye contact with her = in the courtroom, after being banned from the OTB for 6 months and 5 violations of the 100 yard restraining order she had taken out on you.

not that I am speaking from experience or anything...

This sorta reminds me of the interview with the guy who wrote, "He's Just Not Into You" and "It's called Break-up Because It's Broken" He said something about learning first hand that never has a bottle of tequila and a late night surprise visit outside his love's window ever saved a relationship.

Here's a quiz, just in case anyone is confused by that "eye contact"

http://dating.about.com/od/justforth...a/IntoQuiz.htm

Rileyoriley · #5 06-18-2007, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK

Rule #1 EYE CONTACT

1st time you make eye contact with her = possible attraction

2nd time you make eye contact with her = attraction confirmation

3rd time you make eye contact with her = now she thinks you are just staring at her, which begins to creep her out. The next thing you know she is "on break" everytime you want to place a bet in her teller line, which leads to a sign of concern on your part, so you go find her in the employee break room to make sure she is okay, and now you have really freaked her out. No matter how many times you explain to her that you really do like her and how much she could really like you if given a chance, then all of a sudden security has you in a choke hold as you are heard mumbling "I thought we loved each other...."

4th time you make eye contact with her = in the courtroom, after being banned from the OTB for 6 months and 5 violations of the 100 yard restraining order she had taken out on you.

not that I am speaking from experience or anything...

Note to self: No eye contact with GPK!