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Old 06-14-2007, 12:24 PM
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What does a guy have to do to get darted around here??





For the love of mike....dart me already.
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:42 PM
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Why ya crying today Mortikins?
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:43 PM
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Steve...give a guy a break already.




I can't help myself. I come here with good intentions...just quick visits,but then I see comments made by True Swine and....... there I go again.


And I will not stand idle to see my good buddies like The Drugster and BTdubya attacked my priests,prinicipals,teachers,volunteer firemen and drug dealers....I mean councilers.

Nor will I listen to hypocrites.



Please...just do it.

God knows I 'd do the same for you.
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:48 PM
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Why ya crying today Mortikins?
Shut up you babbling barracuda.





Ya need a stiff one.

Don't look at me.
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:53 PM
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Shut up you babbling barracuda.





Ya need a stiff one.

Don't look at me.

That is because when ya run out of Viagra, ya don't have a stiff one!

Now stop your whining and moaning for attention. I was talking to you nicely and you have to be an azz. Be nice and play nice.
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:55 PM
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Shut up you babbling barracuda.





Ya need a stiff one.

Don't look at me.
Who doesn't? LOL
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Old 06-14-2007, 12:58 PM
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Steve...give a guy a break already.

Please...just do it. God knows I 'd do the same for you.


Mort.. I think you need Chris Sarazin... I play the Gig Young role here..

"Yowza, yowza, yowza!!"

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Old 06-14-2007, 12:59 PM
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That is because when ya run out of Viagra, ya don't have a stiff one!

Now stop your whining and moaning for attention. I was talking to you nicely and you have to be an azz. Be nice and play nice.
Oh...calling me a baby is nice?






I guess it is.








I have to use ViagraFalls to strike a normal profile.

Now go back to your Mommy room and pretend your neighbor is that filthy weapon you use.
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Old 06-14-2007, 01:00 PM
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Who doesn't? LOL
That should bring UnclyTrust in here.
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Old 06-14-2007, 01:01 PM
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Did you all see that Kycherub signed up on here?

Have fun with him, Morty. He's entertaining.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqfFrCUrEbY

By the way Mortikins, I LOVE the video!
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Mort.. I think you need Chris Sarazin... I play the Gig Young role here..

"Yowza, yowza, yowza!!"

ror!




But I don't get it.


Steve...please. Dart me or it's going to get very nasty around here.......I'm just starting.


You would be doing me a favor.
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Old 06-14-2007, 01:05 PM
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That should bring UnclyTrust in here.
I would argue that out of all people, she DEFINITELY needs a stiff one. I tell her that all of the time.

O=:>
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Old 06-14-2007, 01:07 PM
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I would argue that out of all people, she DEFINITELY needs a stiff one. I tell her that all of the time.

O=:>
It's hard to diss you with that adorbale image up there.





Get her over here.....we'll straighten her act out.
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Old 06-14-2007, 01:10 PM
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Wait a minute.


What does she look like?
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Wait a minute.


What does she look like?
Go onto my myspace page and she's on my top 24. She reminds me of Drew Barrymore.
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Mort, as a frequent reader and infrequent poster, I would just like to say that I appreciate your contributions to Ner... I mean... DerbyTrail.

You can't be darted or leave. The loss of entertainment and insight would be tragic.

Many pies, sir.
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Old 06-14-2007, 01:15 PM
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Go onto my myspace page and she's on my top 24. She reminds me of Drew Barrymore.

Like I know where your space is.
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Mort, as a frequent reader and infrequent poster, I would just like to say that I appreciate your contributions to Ner... I mean... DerbyTrail.

You can't be darted or leave. The loss of entertainment and insight would be tragic.

Many pies, sir.

I'm staying.




ror!...It don't take much.










Thanks my very good friend!
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Old 06-14-2007, 01:17 PM
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Ixnay on the artday ,Steve.
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