To all the members who came to Belmont today

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Wait......you mean you only weigh 147lbs?

Now my brilliant Vicki Lawrence/Reba M. throwback song about you doesn't make any sense.

F--- man......that Pillow Pants dude had me thinking you weighed at least 450.

Oh yes...he's quite the jolly fellow.





But to be accurate....weigh in day is always several pounds less than actual ......and that is in the past.

Just for you I got an up to date reading.




156 on the button.











I do not chew my prey.




I merely kill it and move on.