The Best of Times, The Worst of Times

[justindew]

I just answered my 12th phone call. This one was from someone who had already called. He wanted me to explain again how I lost money if I picked the winner.

Hey, my friends aren't racing fans.

[herkhorse]

RING, RING











Morty Here,

















Soooooooooooo,















How DID you lose if you had the winner?




















"Crinkle, Trash Can"















Seriously Though, don't feel bad, at least you had the winner!