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06-08-2007, 11:01 AM
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Wow!
Just got off the phone with Fat Louie. He's on the backstretch. I don't know if he drank or smoked his breakfast, but he reported a van with Mississpi plates just off-loaded two horses, stablemates. Can it be? Can they be late supplements? Fat Louie says their names are, you guessed it.... Crinkle and Trashcan but his words were a bit slurred. 
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06-08-2007, 11:07 AM
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I'm about to hit this one with a pie. All ready on the right... ...all ready on the left... ...all ready on the firing line. SPLAT!!!!!!!!!! A-HAHAHAHAHAHA Ya look good in lemon.
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06-08-2007, 11:11 AM
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Missed!
Hey Morty, do you know anything about a trainer nick-named "Weggie"? He's from some place in Mississippi, walks like he's wearing swim fins, and has a track pony named Parimecium.
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06-08-2007, 03:04 PM
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-News flash-
A famous trainer known (to those in-the-know) as Mr. Peanut sadly reports that while off-loading the van, Crinkle fell, shattering his left front seismoid. Before he could be reloaded for a trip to New Bolton, Trashcan came out and piled on. Trashcan was "humanely euthanized", as was Crinkle. Parimecium was so despondent that he hit his head on the van roof. His current whereabouts are unknown, but rumor has it that he's alpo bound. If you're traveling south on the Jersey Turnpike and see an empty van with Mississippi plates, driving erraticly of course, and a despondent guy wearing swimfins on the gas pedal, well...now ya know the story. Sorry for your loss, Morty. Any other picks?
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06-08-2007, 04:02 PM
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RIP Trashcan RIP Crinkle RIP Paramecium Check e-bay for the used swim fins. Sad day for Weggie....up the crack without a saddle.
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