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Old 06-02-2007, 08:07 AM
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After all I was talking with him on the phone and he was talking to my horse through his angels
Two thoughts ....

We've always had "animal communicators". Xenophen was the first well-known one. They used to be called "good horsemen" or "good dog men".

When I retire from veterinary medicine, I'm going to become an "animal communicator." I can sit on my tuckus near the telephone at home, and make $200 per "consultation". As the clients can't figure out what the heck is going on with their own animals, they will never be able to tell me I'm wrong. Visa or Mastercard. No checks.

Three thoughts, actually ...
"There's a sucker born every minute"
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