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Old 05-27-2007, 10:53 AM
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We all pitched in.....

http://www.beautifulcandle.com/images/4788.jpg

http://www.costonstock.com/_gallery/...15-1315_WM.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/jewelry/1/0/r/7/tiara_18103.jpg

http://www.joysflorist.com/sitebuild...ke-402x522.jpg

... oh right, almost forgot Morty's suggestion....

http://www.bunnylu.org/Alumni/200501..._bunnybday.jpg

Anyway, hope today is lovely and memorable and you're surrounded by those you love.

Happy birthday!
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Old 05-27-2007, 10:56 AM
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Happy bday!
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Old 05-28-2007, 05:35 PM
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I wrote that poem around 1993. It's called 'Heart's Beckoning' and was published.
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As to the later....











.....why?
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Old 05-28-2007, 05:55 PM
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MAY LEE-TEL FROAT COOP;




On this very first day after your .........I forgot when your birthday was.









Start over.








Since your birthday just happened I wanted to be the very first to wish you a most fragrant 32nd birthday...if it is possible for you to be more fragrant.


I have had the pleasure of not only being petted on the board by your fine hand.....




....but also having been unceremoniously nailed right between the eyes on more than one ocassion by that very same hand.Ocassion doesn't look right.


But who cares.







Soooo......may I say you inner duality is exciting....but not as much as it can be frightening.



And I love being frightened.








In closing,Miss Fuselage.....may I say I am merely Soliari to your Mozart.I admire the very cyberspace you type on.


Very much so.




And if I could.......I would make some of us oranges,fruit cups,tulips,certain crane rental companies,imaginary friends,meeting room ghosts,peaches and lilies.It is possible the Earth could take Pilmicos tighter turns too fast and go hurtling into space....but certain inanimate objects would never know.


Now I know this is coming out in a fratcured rock formation style and I really wish it weren.........well no......I'm glad it did come out this way because ,after all, nothing planned ever really worked out.










Piglets may stumble

True Swine can mumble

And you never said it ...and I never asked it........and now there is no one to blame

But be it ever so humble

NerdyTrail is not quite the same

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Old 05-28-2007, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
MAY LEE-TEL FROAT COOP;




On this very first day after your .........I forgot when your birthday was.









Start over.








Since your birthday just happened I wanted to be the very first to wish you a most fragrant 32nd birthday...if it is possible for you to be more fragrant.


I have had the pleasure of not only being petted on the board by your fine hand.....




....but also having been unceremoniously nailed right between the eyes on more than one ocassion by that very same hand.Ocassion doesn't look right.


But who cares.







Soooo......may I say you inner duality is exciting....but not as much as it can be frightening.



And I love being frightened.








In closing,Miss Fuselage.....may I say I am merely Soliari to your Mozart.I admire the very cyberspace you type on.


Very much so.




And if I could.......I would make some of us oranges,fruit cups,tulips,certain crane rental companies,imaginary friends,meeting room ghosts,peaches and lilies.It is possible the Earth could take Pilmicos tighter turns too fast and go hurtling into space....but certain inanimate objects would never know.


Now I know this is coming out in a fratcured rock formation style and I really wish it weren.........well no......I'm glad it did come out this way because ,after all, nothing planned ever really worked out.










Piglets may stumble

True Swine can mumble

And you never said it ...and I never asked it........and now there is no one to blame

But be it ever so humble

NerdyTrail is not quite the same
31st.

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Old 05-28-2007, 09:02 PM
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Thanks for the pity pies.


I can tell you skimmed my post...perhaps you should actually take more than 2 seconds to read on what I took 2 minutes to write.





My heart is pierced Thebby.

I would have never have thought it would be you who should do this thing to me.
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Old 05-28-2007, 09:35 PM
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I knew you were going to do that you fat moo cow Hossy.


I risk my high reputation for her...and what do I....







...ok...so I don't have a high reputation here ,but just the same.
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Old 05-28-2007, 07:16 AM
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This is a day late, but Happy Birthday! Hope you had a great day yesterday.
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Old 05-28-2007, 04:41 PM
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happy birthday and enjoy..
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