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05-23-2007, 02:11 PM
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at got the fans thinking at least
My new Beaver Stadium behavior plan Reply -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Missed block resulting in loss of yardage = 3 nachos dropped on floor. 2. TFL = I pick up 3 of those nachos 3. Allow 10+ yard run on D = cheese spill from nacho plate 4. False start inside either 10 yard line = half chewed hot dog spit out. 5. Give up 30 points on D = spill drink 6. Give up 7 or less points = wipe down seat and floor area with napkin 7. Beat ND or OSU by more than 20 = thorough scrubbing of entire row including floor, followed by cleaning of 3 toilets. Leave full flask behind as a gift. 8. Throw 2 INTS for TDs, give up 80 yard run and lose by 21 or more = I lose control of my bodily functions and mash it all around the nacho/drink/hotdog pile.
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