Stress Kills: Ken Lay Dead at 64

[Rupert Pupkin]

How do we know he really died? When you have a lot of money, you can pay people off. Maybe he's not really dead. Maybe they bought a cadavre and then paid off the coroner to falsely i.d. the cadavre as Lay. They will probably quickly cremate him so that nobody can check dental records. Meanwhile, Lay is on a private jet on his way to Switzerland.