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Old 05-18-2007, 08:20 PM
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hey....I wanna get laid too dammit...
Then pay the $19.95 a month like Hoss is.
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hey....I wanna get laid too dammit...
I'm pretty sure there is enough of her to go around.
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Old 05-18-2007, 08:22 PM
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I'm pretty sure there is enough of her to go around.

nuff said...cancel my order then.
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Old 05-18-2007, 08:22 PM
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well it ain't likely that "plutonic" relationships are gonna git ya there

platonic sex is the best kind....just get up and go the f*ck home afterwards
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:18 PM
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Oh poo.





Thebby has drank herself silly.

I felt sure she was ripe to cough up the secret numbers to the control room here.



Then it would have been bye-bye ParisHiltonFunBunch!!












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Old 05-18-2007, 09:21 PM
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Mookys and cookies...anyone?
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:24 PM
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Hossy.....get some Onion Chippy-Dippy into Thebby.




Just ram it in there raw....that stuff would revive Ted Koppel.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:25 PM
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Get her on the phone with CowCat and let him tell her horse jokes.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:26 PM
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What's the report on my conditions?





Have you 4 acceptances yet?
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:28 PM
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My return is a smashing failure.



With any luck Eddeby Abby will welcome me back.

That will make even sloths run quickly.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:31 PM
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10-4 sir.


I knew Thebby would lose her clothes at a moments notice.

The other 3 fraidy cats will be much tougher.

Ply them with Uncle Barneys shotgun lipstick applicater......they'd like that.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:34 PM
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Oh well.



I have to hussle back to Binodo's Funeral Home.

I'm being honored there for my Rigor Morty jokes.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:35 PM
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Will do my friend. I figure I'd get the easy one out of the way first. I just didn't think it would be that easy.

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Why she'd drop her the drapes for free candy.

Adiossy...Hossy.
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:15 PM
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Later Morty. See you soon.

You bet.





Oh.

That's a patented phrase.





Fucl< it.
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:20 PM
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I'll bet Thebby is dreaming of munchkins with Mommy Dearest 4 Prez plackards.




Boy I am in large trouble when the Jimmah Deans sausage whiskey wears off.
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:23 PM
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Anyone got any Black Oak Arkansas?
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:27 PM
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Oh I can't do this.

I'm trying to walk the outer edges and it just doesn't work.








Hmmmm.......ah wonder who...I mean what Printheth TwoBagger is doing right about now.


Probably inhaling noxious fumes to get ready for her rendezvou with Fred Garvin.
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:42 PM
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ahhhhh...

it's like a hot shower after a week of hiking in the sierra's followed by a cold beer.

been a long long dry spell.

carry on sir.
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:59 PM
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Thank you so much.



Do you think DimmyNervEnd's skewed DNA would cause a him to have a small melon/anthropod named AND?
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:04 PM
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What do you get when you mix Snoozing Thebby with Sleeping Beauty?




You still get Thebby as likes give likes.












Oh go on and catcall.


Do you realize how many valuable brownie points I just earned?
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