My Derby Exacta Bets

[ALostTexan]

It is even better at Churchill Downs on Derby Day.

I was behind a 18YO drunk girl who had an entire sheet of bets for friends, all by horse name.

The equilivent of "Um, I want to bet, yeah, I think 1 dollar, um, how much can you bet, on, um, let's see, Street Scenes, no wait, Sense. Yeah, Sense Street, um in first place, and then, wait, where was I, um yeah, I want Zan, Zan, um, wait, let me call her and see what this says, 'cause I am waaaaaay to drunk to read this."

Absolutely painful, except that she was a charming Lulville girl...