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Old 07-02-2006, 10:57 PM
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It depends on the lighting, dude. I remember I picked one up who looked half way decent inside and then when we walked out to the car I could swear it was a guy, with facial hair and everything. I took her to the local drugstore for some shaving cream, and then I dumped her off.
Have you heard the Eminem song... listen to the teachings.

"Look real close cuz strobe lights lie"

Ain't that the truth. Glad you dumped the guy off, only choice.
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Old 07-02-2006, 10:59 PM
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Have you heard the Eminem song... listen to the teachings.

"Look real close cuz strobe lights lie"

Ain't that the truth. Glad you dumped the guy off, only choice.

You speak the truth, dude. And that Eminem is a f**king genius.

You know, I'm pretty sure it was a girl, but I just wasn't willing to find out the worst.
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Old 07-03-2006, 07:52 AM
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You speak the truth, dude. And that Eminem is a f**king genius.

You know, I'm pretty sure it was a girl, but I just wasn't willing to find out the worst.
Might have been one of them hippies.

They don't shave nothing, and let me tell you the legs and pits aren't the worst place to find hair.
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Old 07-03-2006, 12:07 PM
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Might have been one of them hippies.

They don't shave nothing, and let me tell you the legs and pits aren't the worst place to find hair.
So tell me my young stud, do you like a bushy forest, a mowed field, a landing strip, or a "brazilian wax"? I've always wondered what guys like best
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Old 07-03-2006, 12:35 PM
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as long as i get access on to the grounds I dont care how its maintained
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Old 07-03-2006, 01:08 PM
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So tell me my young stud, do you like a bushy forest, a mowed field, a landing strip, or a "brazilian wax"? I've always wondered what guys like best
Well waxing looks so bad i wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Anywhere between mowed lawns and total deforestation is ok by me. But no 70s style fros, if you hear what i am saying.
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Old 07-03-2006, 02:45 PM
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So tell me my young stud, do you like a bushy forest, a mowed field, a landing strip, or a "brazilian wax"? I've always wondered what guys like best
I've always liked deep dark forests better than hiking through the plains.
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Old 07-03-2006, 03:40 PM
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I've always liked deep dark forests better than hiking through the plains.
Is that why they call you 'oral guy' lol
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Old 07-03-2006, 06:26 PM
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So tell me my young stud, do you like a bushy forest, a mowed field, a landing strip, or a "brazilian wax"? I've always wondered what guys like best

Landing strip does it for me. Am I clear for a landing?
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:47 AM
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OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE TO MY NICE LITTLE THREAD ABOUT "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA"??????

... Though Seattle, your last post made me laugh out loud. Very funny way to ahem, put it.
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