Well Now

[Mortimer]

K-DERBY ALERT



I write this every year.

I'm not the only one who has done so.



Horseys jsut past 3 years old...lightly raced anymore...in the biggest sporting event under 2mins. and 10 secs. in the USA. Racing against a mass of other horseys which make the track look like an 1880's parking lot.Trainers and onwers trying to get their horseys psychotic for the Big One...doing the same to the jockeys. I would guess the horseys take this pressure better than the jockeys.Over 100,000 People in the stands on benzedrene and other mind altering drugs ( more so with the team of 5000 prognosticaters....and even more so with a few of the horseys))....more cameras than a reality show....18-20 hosreys in the starting gate...the bell rings and the squamish is on.










And you fools are going to try and pick the winner!!!!!!!!!!!!??