Well Now

[Mortimer]

Good evening.

As you know....


...I have ra-turned from another highly successful Great White Hunter trip to Africa.

It's great to be back.



I bagged a small goat and 2 Canadian geese.

I know.

Canadians are really stupid.





Anyhoooo..


...I would like to thank Stevie-poo and even more so ...Thebby. Thebby has been more than swell to me . It seems like I have put her through a lot. I know she must have received hundreds of rat letters from some ofthe little darlings out there.


This is not my place and I have no animosity here.I will leave shortly as I do not want to increase the workload of the finely endowed Thebby.Whatever she's paid ....it's not enough.




I will take a break and allow my fan....I mean my fans to speak.

[Mortimer]

Well everyone replying at one time seems to be jamming the circuits here.


I'm just going to thank my fan...I mean fans and wish you the best.




Thanking you and wishing you the best,
Mortimer

[Mortimer]

I'm having a very good day!

[paisjpq]

you seem to be making a fresh start...but there is still room for improvement 2nd off the layoff

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

you seem to be making a fresh start...but there is still room for improvement 2nd off the layoff

God knows you've always been there for me Thebby.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

God knows you've always been there for me Thebby.

god knows I have little choice

[Mortimer]

A little too quick on the comeback.

And too good.





There goes my day.

[Mortimer]

You have trusted the wrong guy......

STEVIE!!!!!

j/k

I forget how I got here already....

And then <poof> I was gone.

P.S. I was serious about that last part.