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Old 06-29-2006, 11:14 PM
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What do u do when u get the "we need to be friends and nothing more"line? I need some brotherly advice from the masters. Thanx.
Here is what i gotta tell you man. This may seem cold and harsh but those words are the ones in the English language that LEAST mean what they seem to.

The meaning ... i will never bang you, but i am doing a favor in telling you this, which is go out and find some other tail.

Now she has no desire really to be friends but maybe she wouldn't mind it if you were. The point being to bark up another tree if you want the milk for free.


Finally, you could just propose to this one, then she will bang you again.
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Old 06-30-2006, 12:00 AM
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Lets be friends means,

"hey, you will still fix my car, and help me on emergency home repairs, won't you"? But yeah, I will never bang you. Is that ok?
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Old 06-30-2006, 02:36 PM
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Lets be friends means,

"hey, you will still fix my car, and help me on emergency home repairs, won't you"? But yeah, I will never bang you. Is that ok?
I hoped it means let's still do it but not as often.
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Old 06-30-2006, 02:35 PM
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Here is what i gotta tell you man. This may seem cold and harsh but those words are the ones in the English language that LEAST mean what they seem to.

The meaning ... i will never bang you, but i am doing a favor in telling you this, which is go out and find some other tail.

Now she has no desire really to be friends but maybe she wouldn't mind it if you were. The point being to bark up another tree if you want the milk for free.


Finally, you could just propose to this one, then she will bang you again.
Do u mean propose and then dump her?
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Old 06-30-2006, 04:11 PM
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Do u mean propose and then dump her?
Do whatever you want. Get some in and leave if you get bored. Or maybe it will be so good you'll make it to the wedding night... and THEN leave out the window.

Up to you.
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Old 06-30-2006, 04:21 PM
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Here is what i gotta tell you man. This may seem cold and harsh but those words are the ones in the English language that LEAST mean what they seem to.

The meaning ... i will never bang you, but i am doing a favor in telling you this, which is go out and find some other tail.

Now she has no desire really to be friends but maybe she wouldn't mind it if you were. The point being to bark up another tree if you want the milk for free.


Finally, you could just propose to this one, then she will bang you again.
I could not agree with my brother whom I was seperated at birth with more. Basically she is saying there is nothing for the taking. You cant buy the cow in the relationship and almost more importantly YOU CANT HAVE THE MILK FOR FREE. She doesnt want to date and be committed and she doesnt want to get hopped up, make a few bad decisions and play ball. Time to look for some new ass, man.
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Old 06-30-2006, 09:47 PM
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I could not agree with my brother whom I was seperated at birth with more. Basically she is saying there is nothing for the taking. You cant buy the cow in the relationship and almost more importantly YOU CANT HAVE THE MILK FOR FREE. She doesnt want to date and be committed and she doesnt want to get hopped up, make a few bad decisions and play ball. Time to look for some new ass, man.
Dude you are so onto it, i am convinced we are twins.

Dontcha just love the ones who WILL step up to the plate and swing one? i mean some girls need a drink or two but stay away from the ones who bunt and search out the Ortiz among the bunch, that is where you make your play. Go in with a real sly fast ball, or whatever just loft a softie over the plate (in the form of some crappy lines, really doesn't matter)... that type of girl is ready to party and believe me if you can identify the type she will swingforthefences, she is miss right now. Trust me i know
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Old 07-01-2006, 09:54 AM
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Dude you are so onto it, i am convinced we are twins.

Dontcha just love the ones who WILL step up to the plate and swing one? i mean some girls need a drink or two but stay away from the ones who bunt and search out the Ortiz among the bunch, that is where you make your play. Go in with a real sly fast ball, or whatever just loft a softie over the plate (in the form of some crappy lines, really doesn't matter)... that type of girl is ready to party and believe me if you can identify the type she will swingforthefences, she is miss right now. Trust me i know
you have to give credit to those ones who will step up and play. Alot of the times they are not the ones you would think. Let's say you're out and about and you see a group of chicks and your ready to mingle. You take a look at the clear cut number one and say "wow I want that chick". But chances could be it would take alot of work to get her to the promised land. Why not take a stab at girl 2 or 2a who maybe is not AS PERFECT as the number one, but isnt a wash either. Its all about value friends, just in like in horse racing. Like hitting a $500 pick 4 by only investing $36. Risk vs. reward.
Aiming high for the number 1 chick and missing hurts, but when you do a little homework and see that the second and third choices might present more to you, you take your shot.
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Old 07-03-2006, 08:24 AM
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you have to give credit to those ones who will step up and play. Alot of the times they are not the ones you would think. Let's say you're out and about and you see a group of chicks and your ready to mingle. You take a look at the clear cut number one and say "wow I want that chick". But chances could be it would take alot of work to get her to the promised land. Why not take a stab at girl 2 or 2a who maybe is not AS PERFECT as the number one, but isnt a wash either. Its all about value friends, just in like in horse racing. Like hitting a $500 pick 4 by only investing $36. Risk vs. reward.
Aiming high for the number 1 chick and missing hurts, but when you do a little homework and see that the second and third choices might present more to you, you take your shot.
You hit a $500 pick 4 for $36? You're smart! Can you teach me?
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Old 07-03-2006, 10:04 AM
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you have to give credit to those ones who will step up and play. Alot of the times they are not the ones you would think. Let's say you're out and about and you see a group of chicks and your ready to mingle. You take a look at the clear cut number one and say "wow I want that chick". But chances could be it would take alot of work to get her to the promised land. Why not take a stab at girl 2 or 2a who maybe is not AS PERFECT as the number one, but isnt a wash either. Its all about value friends, just in like in horse racing. Like hitting a $500 pick 4 by only investing $36. Risk vs. reward.
Aiming high for the number 1 chick and missing hurts, but when you do a little homework and see that the second and third choices might present more to you, you take your shot.
That analogy was so beautiful... i literally just squeezed out a tear.
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Old 07-03-2006, 04:07 PM
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That analogy was so beautiful... i literally just squeezed out a tear.
I will write a chapter of comparing value in women and horse racing for our tell all book
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Old 07-03-2006, 06:48 PM
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I will write a chapter of comparing value in women and horse racing for our tell all book
You're right on target with the horse racing analogies to women, dude.

It's like sometimes, I can't get a chick going all out until she's under the whip.
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