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Old 04-11-2007, 03:43 PM
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Gee.

Henny Youngman finally left.





Hershey Bars offer better comebacks.
Perhaps you need to convene an emergency meeting of the cabal. You obviously got beat like a baby seal today.
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Old 04-11-2007, 03:46 PM
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Oh my God.





It's the THING THAT WOULDN'T LEAVE!


SHRIEK!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-11-2007, 03:52 PM
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Oh my God.





It's the THING THAT WOULDN'T LEAVE!


SHRIEK!!!!!!!!!
The rest of the cabal is waiting for you. The usual sandbox. Don't forget your pail and shovel.

I sent enough Jello Pudding Pops for everybody this time. Hopefully, this will keep the crying, pulling of hair and gouging of eyes at a minimum this time.
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Old 04-11-2007, 03:56 PM
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The rest of the cabal is waiting for you. The usual sandbox. Don't forget your pail and shovel.

I sent enough Jello Pudding Pops for everybody this time. Hopefully, this will keep the crying, pulling of hair and gouging of eyes at a minimum this time.




(Man...the dog just don't hunt.

What are ya gonna do??)
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:03 PM
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(Man...the dog just don't hunt.

What are ya gonna do??)
Well, I sure made a mistake kicking you in the rear. You won't release my foot!

People warned me not to do this for this exact reason.
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:06 PM
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The rest of the cabal is waiting for you. The usual sandbox. Don't forget your pail and shovel.

I sent enough Jello Pudding Pops for everybody this time. Hopefully, this will keep the crying, pulling of hair and gouging of eyes at a minimum this time.
I need some too, please.
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:26 PM
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I need some too, please.
no problem. i'll even throw in free shipping for you.
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:31 PM
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no problem. i'll even throw in free shipping for you.
You're succh a fool BentMyP u d.





You don't have to give Guppy anything to get a free boo-bee squeeze.
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:37 PM
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You're succh a fool BentMyP u d.





You don't have to give Guppy anything to get a free boo-bee squeeze.
Careful now.

You don't want to get all excited. But the peanut shell/rubber band jockstrap you're using, while the smallest size available, will no doubt accomodate your enthusiasm.
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:44 PM
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You're succh a fool BentMyP u d.





You don't have to give Guppy anything to get a free boo-bee squeeze.
Will you pick a name for me already? I'm tired of your fickle attitude.
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Old 04-11-2007, 03:52 PM
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Perhaps you need to convene an emergency meeting of the cabal. You obviously got beat like a baby seal today.
Just to be clear can you identify who is part of the cabal??


and perhaps even what it is that is your beef
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Old 04-11-2007, 03:54 PM
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Perhaps you need to convene an emergency meeting of the cabal. You obviously got beat like a baby seal today.

Here's a good one...

A baby seal walks into a club...
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Old 04-11-2007, 03:58 PM
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Here's a good one...

A baby seal walks into a club...
... anything but a Canadian ....?
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