Is God Real?: Newsweek Debate (Fascinating!)

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

What about when that long handled strange looking basket gets passed down the aisle...and if you don't volunteer .....it stays there in front of you?

i see you've been to a catholic church in the past.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Danzig

i see you've been to a catholic church in the past.

In the past...and too many times.



I enjoyed sitting in the balcony with my 2 sisty uglies...I mean lovely sisters....in the winter and taking the fluffy things off their coats,rolling them into hard projectiles and then opening fire on the people below.

There is no beating the Catholics on Christmas Eve, though....midnight mass.


NOBODY beats them.




See for yourself....go with a slight buzz on.......see all the beautiful colors.....listen to the angelic like choir singing the finest songs of this time......smell the smell of the mesmerizing incense.







It jist don't git no better 'an 'at.

[Danzig]

i was raised catholic, i've been to midnite mass. my youngest was 'baby jesus' in the childrens mass in '91. i quit going a couple years later....

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Danzig

i was raised catholic, i've been to midnite mass. my youngest was 'baby jesus' in the childrens mass in '91. i quit going a couple years later....

Oh my.






You have to agree with the hypnotic spell they do weave that night....no?

I don't mean to make fun....it really is quite an experience.

[Grits]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

In the past...and too many times.



I enjoyed sitting in the balcony with my 2 sisty uglies...I mean lovely sisters....in the winter and taking the fluffy things off their coats,rolling them into hard projectiles and then opening fire on the people below.

There is no beating the Catholics on Christmas Eve, though....midnight mass.


NOBODY beats them.




See for yourself....go with a slight buzz on.......see all the beautiful colors.....listen to the angelic like choir singing the finest songs of this time......smell the smell of the mesmerizing incense.







It jist don't git no better 'an 'at.

Morte, us Episcopalians can rival you Catholics every holiday, midnight on Christmas Eve, or lunchtime on Ash Wednesday......doesn't matter. We both have much in common.

Keep in mind though, our doctrine isn't as hard and fast as yours, we're more open and accepting.

[Mortimer]

I'll be darned.





But I resigned from Catholicism quite some time ago and am now unattached.

Interesting though.

Do you have a daughter in Tennessee by any chance?

[Grits]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I'll be darned.





But I resigned from Catholicism quite some time ago and am now unattached.

Interesting though.

Do you have a daughter in Tennessee by any chance?

No daughter Morte'; not one in Tennessee or any other state.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Grits

No daughter Morte'; not one in Tennessee or any other state.

Well..any friend of yours named Guppy?

[Mortimer]

This is serious now...I'm not making this up.

[Grits]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Well..any friend of yours named Guppy?

Tell me why you are asking Morte'.

[byalip]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I'll be darned.





But I resigned from Catholicism quite some time ago and am now unattached.

Interesting though.

Do you have a daughter in Tennessee by any chance?

You need to call in Det. Callahan....I believe you are headed in the right direction.

[Grits]

Good morning Morte'

Hope you are feel well this a.m.

Something must be wrong I slept horribly late, 11 am. This, I never do.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Grits

Good morning Morte'

Hope you are feel well this a.m.

Something must be wrong I slept horribly late, 11 am. This, I never do.

Mornin'.

Slept late...huh?




Ah take it RajunFakir sent ya some photos.



By the way.....my friend......maybe ah still got a question for ya...

...and maybe ah don't.




So it looks like you gotta ask yourself one.



And that is....







....Do ah feel lucky?







Well......










.....do ya?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Grits

Good morning Morte'

Hope you are feel well this a.m.

Something must be wrong I slept horribly late, 11 am. This, I never do.

Well..

...do ya..



...or don't ya?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by byalip

You need to call in Det. Callahan....I believe you are headed in the right direction.

Ah ain't never far away...ma'am.


Mighty white a ya to call for me.








Ah hate this job....makes mah lip snarl.