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Old 04-05-2007, 09:31 AM
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Howdy.




Just a quick post toastie here.


Oh wait a minute.


A surprise shake down is happening.


Phooey on those blow job hacks.







BufferinMommy.....





....LOVE the note you left dahling.




Maybe you'll make me a nice .44 magnum cake?
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Old 04-05-2007, 09:36 AM
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Note to myself:

I'm thinking about trading in my S&W .38 on a .44 Colt Anaconda.
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Old 04-05-2007, 09:49 AM
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Note to myself:

I'm thinking about trading in my S&W .38 on a .44 Colt Anaconda.



My weapon is true only to Thebby.

Tell Mrs. Smith& Wesson I think they're just adorable.




A-HAHAHAHAHA
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Old 04-05-2007, 09:52 AM
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Note to myself:

Almost cracked a smile over Morty's previous post. Don't let it happen again.
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Old 04-05-2007, 10:26 AM
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Note to self:

Make sure to teach all the DTers how to booty clap...
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Old 04-05-2007, 11:16 AM
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note to myself: blow morte' a kiss good morning...tell him it's safe, i couldn't find any arsenic.
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Old 04-05-2007, 11:22 AM
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Felt pressure on lips...like warm ,south breeze.



Now feel wobbly...


...uh-oh.










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Old 04-05-2007, 12:49 PM
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OK You are officially a cool chick.

And is that guy choking and kissing you at the same time? Lay off the hornball pills, woman!
That's my Dad!!!

I'm not that sick, Baba! Jesus!
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:55 PM
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LMAO! I didn't know it was your pops!

Besides, you do reside down south, so...
I'm from Orlando... that's more north than south. LOL
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Old 04-05-2007, 01:02 PM
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note to myself: remind morte' that 'serious' threads should not be cluttered up with useless baiting posts...esp. when one has a dedicated thread.
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Old 04-05-2007, 01:06 PM
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Consider telling Thebby to go f.....




..reconsider.
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Old 04-05-2007, 01:11 PM
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Consider telling Thebby to go f.....




..reconsider.
Consider telling Thebby to go and f...

Find a new home for her poor little pound puppy? AKA Morty?
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Old 04-05-2007, 01:13 PM
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Consider telling Thebby to go f.....




..reconsider.
definitely reconsider...
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Old 04-05-2007, 01:04 PM
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WTF is "Thebby"?
my name...embellished as only morte' can manage
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Old 04-05-2007, 01:10 PM
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WTF is "Thebby"?
And with a Buckwheat inspried tag....you are asking?
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Old 04-05-2007, 01:24 PM
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Yes.

otay 'banky!
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