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Old 04-04-2007, 09:55 PM
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Kev gave me the okay, I figured it was enough. Myrtle Beach.
oh gawd...you listened to KEV?! that'll get you in trouble every time!

i haven't been to myrtle beach in forever. you have a good time, i'm sure you will, and we'll 'see' you when you get back.

and please be careful. watch for nuts driving while on their cell phone--they're as dangerous as a drunk.
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:56 PM
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oh gawd...you listened to KEV?! that'll get you in trouble every time!

i haven't been to myrtle beach in forever. you have a good time, i'm sure you will, and we'll 'see' you when you get back.

and please be careful. watch for nuts driving while on their cell phone--they're as dangerous as a drunk.
I resemble that remark
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:58 PM
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I resemble that remark

lol

i have a hands free kit--but then i get funny looks, people think i'm talking to myself!

but a few months ago a co-worker had a lady run a red light right into his path, and he hit her--he was right on top of her...she died the next day. sure enough, on the phone.
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Old 04-05-2007, 08:31 AM
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Howdy.




Just a quick post toastie here.


Oh wait a minute.


A surprise shake down is happening.


Phooey on those blow job hacks.







BufferinMommy.....





....LOVE the note you left dahling.




Maybe you'll make me a nice .44 magnum cake?
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Old 04-05-2007, 08:36 AM
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Note to myself:

I'm thinking about trading in my S&W .38 on a .44 Colt Anaconda.
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Old 04-05-2007, 08:49 AM
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Note to myself:

I'm thinking about trading in my S&W .38 on a .44 Colt Anaconda.



My weapon is true only to Thebby.

Tell Mrs. Smith& Wesson I think they're just adorable.




A-HAHAHAHAHA
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Old 04-05-2007, 08:52 AM
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Note to myself:

Almost cracked a smile over Morty's previous post. Don't let it happen again.
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Old 04-05-2007, 09:26 AM
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Make sure to teach all the DTers how to booty clap...
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Old 04-05-2007, 10:16 AM
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note to myself: blow morte' a kiss good morning...tell him it's safe, i couldn't find any arsenic.
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Old 04-05-2007, 11:49 AM
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OK You are officially a cool chick.

And is that guy choking and kissing you at the same time? Lay off the hornball pills, woman!
That's my Dad!!!

I'm not that sick, Baba! Jesus!
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LMAO! I didn't know it was your pops!

Besides, you do reside down south, so...
I'm from Orlando... that's more north than south. LOL
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:02 PM
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note to myself: remind morte' that 'serious' threads should not be cluttered up with useless baiting posts...esp. when one has a dedicated thread.
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:06 PM
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Consider telling Thebby to go f.....




..reconsider.
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:04 PM
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WTF is "Thebby"?
my name...embellished as only morte' can manage
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:10 PM
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WTF is "Thebby"?
And with a Buckwheat inspried tag....you are asking?
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