Please help...the morty thread

[Mortimer]

Duh...



...yes...now I know.






And I still think it a great visual.


I picture that Little Rascal girl.

[Mortimer]

ror!!


I knew it was you.....you SWINE!

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Good to have you back. I expect some real personal attention tomorrow as it will be my final day posting......





for about a week, I'm going on vacation.

i don't recall you asking for permission from those of us you'll be leaving behind!!!

where ya headed??

[GPK]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Kev gave me the okay, I figured it was enough. Myrtle Beach.

He has said permission....


go forth son...and party like no there is no tomorrow

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Kev gave me the okay, I figured it was enough. Myrtle Beach.

oh gawd...you listened to KEV?! that'll get you in trouble every time!

i haven't been to myrtle beach in forever. you have a good time, i'm sure you will, and we'll 'see' you when you get back.

and please be careful. watch for nuts driving while on their cell phone--they're as dangerous as a drunk.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by Danzig

oh gawd...you listened to KEV?! that'll get you in trouble every time!

i haven't been to myrtle beach in forever. you have a good time, i'm sure you will, and we'll 'see' you when you get back.

and please be careful. watch for nuts driving while on their cell phone--they're as dangerous as a drunk.

I resemble that remark

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

I resemble that remark

lol

i have a hands free kit--but then i get funny looks, people think i'm talking to myself!

but a few months ago a co-worker had a lady run a red light right into his path, and he hit her--he was right on top of her...she died the next day. sure enough, on the phone.

[Mortimer]

Howdy.




Just a quick post toastie here.


Oh wait a minute.


A surprise shake down is happening.


Phooey on those blow job hacks.







BufferinMommy.....





....LOVE the note you left dahling.




Maybe you'll make me a nice .44 magnum cake?

[Cajungator26]

Note to myself:

I'm thinking about trading in my S&W .38 on a .44 Colt Anaconda.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Note to myself:

I'm thinking about trading in my S&W .38 on a .44 Colt Anaconda.

My weapon is true only to Thebby.

Tell Mrs. Smith& Wesson I think they're just adorable.




A-HAHAHAHAHA

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Bababooyee

OK You are officially a cool chick.

And is that guy choking and kissing you at the same time? Lay off the hornball pills, woman!

That's my Dad!!!

I'm not that sick, Baba! Jesus!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Good to have you back. I expect some real personal attention tomorrow as it will be my final day posting......





for about a week, I'm going on vacation.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY....UPS!


I mean....awwww...I shall miss you sir.

Have fun.....take care.....come back soon.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Good to have you back. I expect some real personal attention tomorrow as it will be my final day posting......





for about a week, I'm going on vacation.

secret mission....jeez, where's your spy talk?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

secret mission....jeez, where's your spy talk?

The man in the gray suit fall down go boom.

[Mortimer]

Whatevah.






See all later....must go sleepy-poo.


Must not forget Zebra doll.


Cannot sleep without

[paisjpq]

don't forget to lock up the raccoons morty...you know what happened the last time you forgot.

[paisjpq]

note to myself: if hossy is implying that i should need to sleep in to get extra beauty rest...well...I never...

blow kisses goodnight....

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

note to myself: if hossy is implying that i should need to sleep in to get extra beauty rest...well...I never...

blow kisses goodnight....

Plant arsenic mist in kiss blow.