Please help...the morty thread

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Note to myself:



Send Cajun one of those exploding emails I save for Morty.



Send Thebby another love letter.



Consider propositioning Danzig. Third time has to be the charm this week.

note to self:

sharpen pocket knife. keep pliers handy as well....

[paisjpq]

note to myself: offer danzig my emasculators...left over from when my horse was gelded...she might need them more than me.

accept Hossy's love letter but tell him to send some cash in the next one...I'm running out of postage stamps.