Please help...the morty thread

[Cajungator26]

Let's get back on track here! This isn't a GPK thread... this is a MORTY thread.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Note to myself:



Send Cajun one of those exploding emails I save for Morty.



Send Thebby another love letter.



Consider propositioning Danzig. Third time has to be the charm this week.

note to self:

sharpen pocket knife. keep pliers handy as well....

[paisjpq]

note to myself: offer danzig my emasculators...left over from when my horse was gelded...she might need them more than me.

accept Hossy's love letter but tell him to send some cash in the next one...I'm running out of postage stamps.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Note to myself:



Send Cajun one of those exploding emails I save for Morty.



Send Thebby another love letter.



Consider propositioning Danzig. Third time has to be the charm this week.

*note to Hoss....dont mess with Danzig....she's tough woman.*

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by GPK

*note to Hoss....dont f*ck with Danzig....*

lmao


in jest, on here, is one thing...but finding out that guy did that today--yuck...but i did ask tony if he'd have done that.

i think i'll keep his reply to myself!

[paisjpq]

note to myself: tell hossy that his batman PJ's don't count as ninja gear.

warn everyone that morte' is in the house.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

note to myself: tell hossy that his batman PJ's don't count as ninja gear.

warn everyone that morte' is in the house.

Note to myself: ask pais if they are footie jamies with the flap in the rear

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Note to myself: ask pais if they are footie jamies with the flap in the rear

note to myself: the surveillance footage confirms that there is a flap in the rear...and he's missing a snap

[paisjpq]

note to myself: superman?!?! whose house am I watching? must regroup.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

note to myself: the surveillance footage confirms that there is a flap in the rear...and he's missing a snap

note to myself: the moon is waning since the full on Monday

[paisjpq]

note to myself: remember that hossy is crafty. trying to throw me off with the superman onesey...I knew it was him in the batman suit with his bum hangin out.

consider returning emails to sender.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Timmgirvan needs work as well.






It's sounds like Buckwheat named you.

if anyone needs help, it would be turdbucket!

[Mortimer]

deborah anne zeigler












SPIT!!!







ror!!!!





Oh my God.




Can you just see when the fifth grade teacher had her stand up in class to introduce by announcing her name?


Is that the perfect name for the skinny girlie with pigtails to announce to the class while her head tilts to the right and her head bobs with each syllable...acting like the process is a total drag?



GOO-FOO!

[Danzig]

lol

see what happens when you hit the 'back' button?!

[Mortimer]

DanZig doesn't sound so bad now....does it?

[paisjpq]

Morte' I will show you out as nicely as I invited you in.

[Mortimer]

What the fucl< is going on here!!!?




It's like people are cutting in front of me in line!

[Mortimer]

Tehbby,,,,



...you are interferring with my welcme home party.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Tehbby,,,,



...you are interferring with my welcme home party.

carry on love...I must go get some beauty rest...you know how hard it is for me.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

carry on love...I must go get some beauty rest...you know how hard it is for me.

Nightikins my sweet.

I shall dream of your rapture.



That doesn't sound right.