Please help...the morty thread

[GPK]

*note to self....be thankful your Underoos were retired last month*

[paisjpq]

note to myself: I like the last one best too.

ask hossy how big his suitcase is..and if he can afford an overweight bag.

[Danzig]

note to self:

buy drapes for windows.

[Mortimer]

Seriously...







...I don't think there's any question that the last one is the best one.


And I will answer each and every one of you little munchkins individually.



But the hour is late and I've been doing personal appearances all day.

I would like to address ZanDig....I mean DanZig.



Is that an Americanized Eastern European name? Was it DanZigZagliwitcz?

Or is it a shortened Polish name......like from DanielZig?


Is it Dyslexian...from ZigDan?

Or did your Mom sneeze when telling the authorities your name of birth?






Oh I guess it's not important.

But for God sakes consider the plight of possible future off spring.

In fact OffSpring would be better than DanZig.