Please help...the morty thread

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by GPK

But you trust me Deb....so that speaks volumes

and you better feel special mister! there aren't too many that i do!!

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Danzig

and you better feel special mister! there aren't too many that i do!!

your secret is safe with me doll....you know that.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by GPK

your secret is safe with me doll....you know that.

oh geez...wonder how many are going to wonder about that statement.....

[Cajungator26]

Let's get back on track here! This isn't a GPK thread... this is a MORTY thread.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Note to myself:



Send Cajun one of those exploding emails I save for Morty.



Send Thebby another love letter.



Consider propositioning Danzig. Third time has to be the charm this week.

note to self:

sharpen pocket knife. keep pliers handy as well....

[paisjpq]

note to myself: offer danzig my emasculators...left over from when my horse was gelded...she might need them more than me.

accept Hossy's love letter but tell him to send some cash in the next one...I'm running out of postage stamps.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Note to myself:



Send Cajun one of those exploding emails I save for Morty.



Send Thebby another love letter.



Consider propositioning Danzig. Third time has to be the charm this week.

*note to Hoss....dont mess with Danzig....she's tough woman.*

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by GPK

*note to Hoss....dont f*ck with Danzig....*

lmao


in jest, on here, is one thing...but finding out that guy did that today--yuck...but i did ask tony if he'd have done that.

i think i'll keep his reply to myself!

[paisjpq]

note to myself: tell hossy that his batman PJ's don't count as ninja gear.

warn everyone that morte' is in the house.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Timmgirvan needs work as well.






It's sounds like Buckwheat named you.

if anyone needs help, it would be turdbucket!

[Mortimer]

deborah anne zeigler












SPIT!!!







ror!!!!





Oh my God.




Can you just see when the fifth grade teacher had her stand up in class to introduce by announcing her name?


Is that the perfect name for the skinny girlie with pigtails to announce to the class while her head tilts to the right and her head bobs with each syllable...acting like the process is a total drag?



GOO-FOO!

[Danzig]

lol

see what happens when you hit the 'back' button?!

[Mortimer]

DanZig doesn't sound so bad now....does it?

[paisjpq]

Morte' I will show you out as nicely as I invited you in.

[Mortimer]

What the fucl< is going on here!!!?




It's like people are cutting in front of me in line!

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

deborah anne zeigler













SPIT!!!







ror!!!!





Oh my God.




Can you just see when the fith grade teacher had her stand up in class to introduce by announcing her name?


Is that the perfect name for the skinny girlie with pigtails to announce to the class while her head tilts to the right and her head bobs with each syllable?



GO-FOO!

zeigler is my married name. i went from the front of the class to the back of the class when i got married!


and only my mother calls me deborah. and only deborah anne when i was in trouble!

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Danzig

oh geez...wonder how many are going to wonder about that statement.....

the exact reason I posted it....

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by GPK

the exact reason I posted it....

oh you dog you! lol

i tell ya, i've had a couple experiences in the last few weeks that have really made me wonder if man is evolving.
some guy actually propositioned me the other day!! he already had me wondering, since he stood behind me and didn't say a whole lot-small talk with Loooong pauses in between. i hurried up and mentioned tony-usually letting someone know you're married with run them off--not so with this winner. so, he finally said, do you fool around? bastard. ruined my mood for the day.

then, today, we were at a construction site--i reached into the pickup truck, trying to reach a tablet to write things down--and unbeknownst to me, the guy in charge of the crew is behind me, and mimics putting his hands on MY hips and well...you know....
i found that out later. what an ASS!!

ugh!!!

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Danzig

oh you dog you! lol

i tell ya, i've had a couple experiences in the last few weeks that have really made me wonder if man is evolving.
some guy actually propositioned me the other day!! he already had me wondering, since he stood behind me and didn't say a whole lot-small talk with Loooong pauses in between. i hurried up and mentioned tony-usually letting someone know you're married with run them off--not so with this winner. so, he finally said, do you fool around? bastard. ruined my mood for the day.

then, today, we were at a construction site--i reached into the pickup truck, trying to reach a tablet to write things down--and unbeknownst to me, the guy in charge of the crew is behind me, and mimics putting his hands on MY hips and well...you know....
i found that out later. what an ASS!!

ugh!!!

*note to self...have talk with twin brother....tell him to chill out"

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by GPK

*note to self...have talk with twin brother....tell him to chill out"

lol
yeah, you tell him before i box his ears.